I... get out of bed?
I am consumed with dark thoughts.
Ohhh... hangover...
I'm lonely.
I wake up in the evening.
There is no dawn.
2. You like to start your day by...
Watching a chick flick and eating junk food, and then working off the calories.
Flipping through a photo album of corpses.
Teasing my friends.
Playing basketball.
Beating the prisoners.
Making my slaves fight.
3. You hear sirens!
Sirens--- yeah, so?! Background noise!
It's probably those dimension hoppers!!
I soon get a call to investigate.
I join a crowd of curious onlookers.
The sirens are coming from my vehicle.
I turn to an array of vid-screens displaying every possible escape route.
4. The X-D and Inter-D begin a shoot-out!
Whoo-hoo!
I lead my troops into a battle to the death...
Aw... do we have to?
How I hate you all.
Hopefully they'll shoot each other.
They know not of my threat.
5. The GEF appears!
Hmm, they may be of help.
All the more to shoot you, my dear.
How I hate you all.
Maybe I should join them.
I watch with heightened curiosity as three masses battle beneath me.
Hmm, they may pose a future threat. I must find out more about them.
6. Who do you oppose most?
There are several young D-hops who grate on my nerves, but I know the greatest blow I will ever deliver will be against their leader, Dex Avens.
I've got an old buddy I need to kill.
I hate them all.
I don't really want to oppose anybody!
The ones who have defeated me, stripped me of rank, and left me in this world.
None can oppose me.
7. The Inter-D win with minor casualties!
I escape into the shadows, never detected. No one will ever find me. No one will ever stop me.
I lead the retreat, vowing to return.
I crawl away bitterly.
I have to be dragged from the battle ground. Because I don't want to stop fighting.
I'm just relieved it's over.
Why didn't those imbecile X-D kill them?!