[Jesus and Snake are eating at an outdoor table at a zoo.]
JESUS
All right. How 'bout this one: let's say you're abducted by aliens.
SNAKE
Fine.
JESUS
They haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?
SNAKE
I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.
JESUS
But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet!
SNAKE
I'm wearin' a little hat, I'm jumpin' through fire.. They're puttin' their little alien heads in my mouth..
JESUS
At least it's show business..
SNAKE
But in the zoo, you know, they might, put a woman in there with me to uh.. you know, get me to mate.
JESUS
What if she's got no interest in you?
SNAKE
Then I'm pretty much where I am now. At least I got to take a ride on a spaceship.
###Thus concludes episode 6 of the Snake and Jesus show###
Black Dagger's Notes: I think this was the first episode where the whole thing just leads up to one punchline...
sonicandfffan's Notes: A new layout by Cloin.