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Episode 4
###Episode 4 of the Snake and Jesus show###

Jesus: (emerging from bathroom, buttoning his shirt)

Snake: (watching Jesus buttoning his shirt) What is this?

Jesus: What, I'm puttin' my shirt back on.

Snake: (stares at Jesus, incredulous) "Back on"? What was it doing off?

Jesus: I take it off when I go to the, uh, y'know, to the "office".

Snake: (laughing) What for?

Jesus: Well, it frees me up. No encumbrances.

Snake: Unbuttoned, or all the way off?

Jesus: ALL the way, baby!

Snake: (picks up newspaper, turns to Jesus) You always take the shirt off?

Jesus: Always.

Snake: Boy, I tell ya', knowing you is like going out in the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared.

###Thus concludes Episode 4 of the Snake and Jesus show###

Black Dagger's Notes: This was the first episode where Jesus sounds er...shall we say...'other way inclined?'...I think it comes up once or twice again...

sonicandfffan's Notes: I'd put him at Bi at most. God on the other hand...
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