*Snake, Jesus and Otacon are in a restaurant eating*
Jesus: Thanks guys for taking me out for my birthday, it means a lot to me.
Snake: No sweat. Tell me, how old are you now??
Jesus: Dunno, about a million and something, i guess.
Otacon: Whatever. Well, lets get some facts straight. It was 2004 years ago that you were crucified.
Jesus: Oh......about that..
Snake. What?
Jesus: You see...it never really happened...-
Otacon: So you're saying that everything was made up and that all the Christians out there are believing 100% made up ****?
Snake: Even the whole 'rising from the dead' and your healing powers?
Jesus: Yup
Otacon: What about all the times you've healed Snake?
Jesus: Flukes.
Snake: Well i'm Atheist so i have nothing to worry about..
Otacon: Just yesterday you said you were a Theist.
Jesus: How can you not believe in a God? You've seen my dad!
Snake: Atheist means i dont beleive in any God? When did this happen!!!!
*enter God*
God: How's everything going here?
Otacon: Not bad. Jesus had just revealed that none of the events that made Jesus who he is are true.
God: What a load of gibberish. Of course they took place!
Jesus: You guys will believe anything.
Snake: Damn. That's the 4th time this week he's made a fool of me. *Snake adds another line to a huge tally entitled 'number of times i have been fooled/embarrased/humiliated in public be Jesus'*
God: So, are you having a good birthday, son?
Jesus: Yeah, not too bad thanks. I assumed that i'm not paying for this meal so i've ordered as much as this tank can handle. Speaking of which, which one of you is paying?
*Jesus looks up to see that nobody is there*
Waiter: Here is your bill, sir.
*Waiter looks up to see nobody there*
## Theme Music##
~~~ Thus concludes another episode! ~~~
sonicandfffan's Notes: Keep up the good work Social.