(Jesus is laying on the couch in his underwear looking like he just woke up with bead head and a stain on his undershirt when Snake walks in with some groceries)
Snake: Look at you, watching tv.
Jesus: Aw, Snake, don't start...
Snake: You're wasting your life.
Jesus: I am not! What you call wasting, I call living! I'm living my life!
Snake: O.K., like what?........ No, tell me! Do you have a job?
Jesus: No.
Snake: You got money?
Jesus: No.
Snake: Do you have a woman?
Jesus: No.
Snake: Do you have any prospects?
Jesus: No.
Snake: You got anything on the horizon?
Jesus: Uh...no.
Snake: Do you have any action at all?
Jesus: No.
Snake: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?
Jesus: I like to watch the Daily News!
###Thus concludes another episode of the Jesus and Snake show###
Black Dagger's Notes: It was after this episode that cloin admitted that most of his episodes were copied from Seinfield and we all got upset. And then we remembered that it was Cloin who made this and we instantly forgave him. :D...carry on the good work there Cloin
sonicandfffan's Notes: It shows. His episodes are more unique when they're not copied, whereas when they are they follow a pattern.