Snake and Jesus are walking down the street.
*snake half stumbles and knocks Jesus while regaining balance. Jesus is knocked into some stranger walking the other way.*
Stranger: Why did you bump into me like that?
Snake: hey i wouldnt mess with him, hes Jesus, son of God.
Stranger: Jesus, huh? If your dad is so great and powerful, why did he let a shark take a bite out of my hand?
Jesus: I can heal it if u want. *Jesus reaches towards the hand*
Stranger: hey dont touch! *stranger throws a punch at jesus*
Snake pulls out an AK-47 and blows the strangers brains to hell.
Snake: dont worry Jesus, he's gone to a better place now.
*Jesus gets up from the floor and heals the dead stranger*
Stranger is now alive again.
Snake: What the..?
*Jesus starts pounding the crap out of the guy*
Jesus: You like that?! Huh! *Guy dies. Jesus revives him and beats him up some more*
Snake: Hey Jesus i think you should, err, stop now.
*jesus turns round and gives snake the look*
Snake: I've told you before about giving me the look!
*Snake shoves a grenade down Jesus' throught and runs like hell*
####Thus concludes another episode of the Snake and Jesus Show
sonicandfffan's Notes: A huge improvement on that first episode, this episode rocks.