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| We encourage you to participate in the beauty that is God. Communication is very important to us. Unless you say something we don't agree with. Then we just get pissed. |
| Disclaimer: Before emailing or messaging us, please remove the cold metal rod that is protruding from your ass. You'll feel a lot better, and you may then realize that this site is a joke. |
| Hayley can be contacted through ESP only. Oh yeah, and AIM. Here is her screen name: PstLobotomy |
| Join the mailing list by sending us your email address. We'll send you updates, special prayers, and whatever crap we come up with in between. C'mon, give us something to do. |
| Katie can be messaged on AIM under DespairFactored (most often) or one of her other twenty screen names or so. |