| Damned Celebrities |
| Below is a list of famous people who we hope will join Satan for an eternity of horrible pain. |
| - RAY BRADBURY!! - Yanni - Kenny G - Any and all pop stars - Mr. Rogers - Michael Jackson - Bill Gates - Barney - Dennis Rodman - The Idiot Formerly Known as Prince (I like Prince...*sings little red corvette*) - Eminem - The Teletubbies - Those talking vegetable things...(Hayley likes it when vegetables talk to her) - Linda Tripp (the bitch put us through a whole year of Clinton "scandal") - "Steve" from Blue's Clues - Pro Wrestlers - Bubba the Love Sponge - James Cameron (for directing "Titanic;" he will pay) - Anyone who was involved with the making of "Titanic" - Anyone who enjoyed "Titanic," for that matter - Anyone who utters the name, "Titanic" without pronouncing it with scorn - Lars Ulrich - Eddie Vedder (Katie disagrees because she likes Pearl Jam) - Mrs. Butterworth - The Quaker Oatmeal Guy - Michael Bolton--The singer, not the character from Office Space. - Any and all country music stars (Except for the guy who sings "she thinks my tractor's sexy") - The guy from the Smashing Pumpkins who looks like a cross between a vampire and a cabbage patch kid. - Rollins Band -Phil Collins - That Dashboard Confessional guy. Ugh he's nauseating. - Tom Cruise - Jerry Falwell - Anyone involved with the making, upkeep, and promotion of Jesus-Is-Lord.com for spreading hate, propaganda, and a shamefully false version of God and Christianity. -Billy Mays from Oxiclean. -The person who invented viagra (I am so sick of seeing those commercials and frankly, if you can't get it up it ain't my problem.) - Martha Stewart - Barry Manilow...God, I hate that song Copacabana. Though, I do like cabana boys (That's by me, Hayley. Kim, my friend, is evil because she knows all the words to Copacabana). -Ronald McDonald...I never liked clowns. -Cher (She's a MAN, I tell you!) -Courtney Love (stupid junkie-ass bitch...killed Kurt) -Tony Little - Richard Simmons (yeah..."Sweat to the Oldies" in Hell, buddy) -Dave Thomas because his hamburgers are square -The guy who invented spandex -Michael Eisner...he ruined Disney. -Steve Irwin AKA the Crocodile Hunter. First off, I hate the mistreatment of animals by people who are not proffessionals. Second, I paid to see that fucking movie and it sucked ass. Major ass. -Stuart from Mad TV (I know not who this is, but it was requested by Jesus Christ himself) - Steven Segal -Kevin Bacon, he frightens me on so many levels (just see Sleepers) -Leonardo DiCaprio unless he's in Whats Eating Gilbert Grape or the Basketball Diaries |