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| The Top Ten Places To Find Jesus Expertly Compiled by Her Holiness, Saint Minky |
| 10. An occult store-Jesus needs to stalk His prey. 9. A book store- finding all the books that are about people Jesus doesn't like so He can burn them. 8. A Poptart- Poptarts are of God 7. At a church- in the back room with the minister trying out the new Holy Water. 6. At the park- He watches the children play. Jesus loves the little children (but not in that way). 5. Outside the Public Broadcasting Station- He needs to make a map so He knows where to put the bombs. 4. Hayley's closet- He likes to play poker with the elves in there. 3. Katie's pocket- He crawls up from her shoe into her pocket where she feeds Him M&M's. 2. Katie's shoe- Yes, Katie has Jesus in her shoe. The Number One Place to Find Jesus! Drum Roll Please! 1. Hayley's Bedroom- You'll find Him here in a good mood, I promise you. |
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| Jesus Is Watching You |
| Okay thats A really bad picture , but u try doing this.See , you can't. Jesus says it looks fine , as long as he doesn't look swedish or like Tammy Fae Baker he's a very happy Jesus. |