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| The Seven Days Of Creation Day One: God created light, but did not forget darkness because He was too lazy to stay up and work for twenty four hours straight. Day Two: God seperated water from the land because when God was a child He had a bed wetting problem and could not go near water. Day Three: God created plants so He could have a shrubbery in Heaven. Also, He thought it would be nice to speak through burning bushes. Day Four: God created the sun, the moon, and the stars to light up the earth because He believed that strobe lights didn't give the right mood effect. Day Five: God created beer and on a minor note created man and small furry animals. Day Six: God created woman. He also created Heaven as an escape from the annoying sheep He had created. Day Seven: God rested. He was drunk from the beer and tired from the woman. |
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