| Katie and Hayley have long despised Christian fundamentalism and any hate that is supposedly supported by God. One day, in September of 2001, Hayley stumbled across the fundie website Jesus-Is-Lord. She passed the link along to Katie, and both were disgusted with its neurotic, ignorant, and blasphemous content. Since making fun of idiots is great fun, so Jesus Loves Everyone (Except You) was born. Now Katie has an outlet for her horribly dry and cynical writing, and Hayley has a Happy Jesus Artwork Gallery to express her love for Christ and her extraordinary Microsoft Paint skills. We should all thank Hayley (aka St. Minky of the Redlight District) for her technical skills as well, because Katie doesn't know what the hell she's doing. The site has grown far larger than either expected, thanks to Jesus-Is-Lord's paranoid neuroses and certain comments made by certain televangelists. All in all, Katie and Hayley are sick fucks and should be kept in a confined space where they cannot hurt themselves or others. But until the men in white coats come bearing strait jackets, may the Lord Almighty continue to inspire them on their crusade to piss off and annoy the religious right. |
