When dog food is "new and improved tasting," who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitos?
Why do they steralize the needle for lethal injections?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
If a fire truck was on its way to a fire and it passes another fire, which one does it stop at?
If you could walk through the walls wouldn't you fall through the floor?
If there was a knowledge competition would the female winner be called "Miss Informed?"
If you stick on stickers to a non-sick pan, do they stick on?
If I think, therefore I am, am I just a thought?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, then what's a picture of a thousand words worth?
If rabbits feet are Soooooooo lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
Why is it necessary to nail down the lid to a coffin?
When sign makers go on strike what do they hold up?
If anything's possible, is it possible that nothing's possible?
If a baseball is hit out of the stadium, travels COMPLETELY around the world, re-enters the stadium, and is caught by a fielder, is it a homerun or an out?
What if a policecar, an ambualnce, a firetruck, and a mailtruck hit a 4-way stop? Who has the right away?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is "The Rapist" put togethor?
And what about how doctors call treating you their "practice?"
What do you say when someone tells you that you're in denial but you're not?
Have you ever thought about what it would be like if your name was anonymous? You'd get credit for everything that nobody wanted credit for!
If you have X-ray vision, couldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
If the wind is blowing 50 MPH and you drive your car 50 MPH downwind and you stick your head out the window, would you feel the wind?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and you walked from the back to the front of the plane are you walking faster then the speed of sound?
If you were born on exactly midnight, then which day is your birthday?
Whose cruel idea was it to make the word for fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? And what about to put an "S" in "Lisp?"
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