Weeks Biggest Fuck Up - 15/06/02
I Doubt Knowone Can Beat This For Stupiditiyness. What I Did was Plain Dumbness and lack of awareness. saturday Night We Spent a wiked time wondering the streets of Felixstowe smoking ganja and fucking about. As It Got Dark we headed home in a completly random direction and ended up walking along a dark street on the way out of Felixstowe. Th ea ir was not very nice so i thought i'd comment on it to tish, i said "it smells of shit in the air", just i said this three Black people walked past. it was quite coinsidental that they had to be passing at the time, i seriouly had no idea. We carried on walking home when kyle noticed one of them was following us, we all shat our pants and sqelched on, but very slowly. the guy was on the other side of the road moving quite quickly. He passed us but we walked home fucking scared...i think i should shut up....he he! xxx
(Pictures above may not be the ones we passed)
This Weeks Biggest Fuck Up - 02/07/02
This Was Not Only A Fuck Up, It Was A Bloody Big Fuck Up! i still actually feel ill after it. at the end of lunch on what was a perfectly good day i saw nicola and doug drinking, or seemed to be drinking, a nice looking refreshment! they saw me and offered it to me, i thought arn't they bloddy nice people and took it. doug seemed to hurry off quicky at this point but i didn't notice! i opened up the bottle and poured myself a big mouthful, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! it was not what i thought, it was infact, vinegar and salt! i was not best pleased as you can imagine. after spitting like a whore i chased down nicola and as she sheltered in the corner with kyle knelling on her she said it was Doug. i'm not sexist but i thought a girl couldn't come up with such a cool plan so i persued him and covered him all over, Hair and all, in the alkaline substance! nIcola then admited it was her! I'm dumb as fuck....and why? ganja Is why, it's the stuff that keeps you going!
  i later found out also that both nicola and doug had tried to do it on many people but i was the only one to fall for it..... beware, don't trust anyone!
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