For people that know me this page is quite obviously about THE TRACTOR EXPERIENCE!!! this event was a tragady left right and centre,Why did it have to happen...SOB! thats' quite obvious,i was absolutly wankered, plenty of WEED and alcohol had been consumed!! if u still don't know what the TRACTOR EXPERIENCE it was when i had un passionate and un enjoyable sex in a very weird place, this place was in a farm yard under a tractor......beat that! not naming any names of who it was with....Emma smith COUGH......this was something that shouldn't of happened but it did...SHIT HAPPENS! what makes this EXPERIENCE even better was that i was complete bastard and dumped the bitch basically straight away....HA HA HA.
This is some un known information that some peeps might not know......!a couple of days after the EXPERIENCE Emma smiths bitch of a mother over heard some kids talking about wot me and emma had done so she decided to ring me up and ask me bout it......holy fuck!well when she rang me i hung up on her as you do but the bitch stayed on the line and when i picked up the fone there she fucking was talking to my parents bout it.....holy fuck again!she was threating to ring the police and report me but i explained to her if she did she'd get emma in trouble...dumb cow!.......what a weird experience it all was,i could probably remember more but the DOPE haas fucked up my memory so you guys are quite lucky to hear that.....remember, as kyle would say, if i'd been wearing chucks then none of that would of happened.....long live chucks!!!
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