Jesus and Satan Celebration

Jesus and Satan

Celebration

Welcome to the home site of Jesus and Satan made especially for all our fans interested in the 'people' behind the icons! Comments on how to improve the site will be considered upon merit and if you don't believe in us that's your problem, not ours!!!

Change lives!

Jesus and Satan

This is our car, or as Jesus likes to call it, the 'mobible'. We travel across the country in this (sometimes even sleep in it!). This picture was taken the day after I got fired from McDonalds.

-Birthday boy

Jesus's 2000th birthday! We took this one in Bar communion that night. Jesus was later found sleeping in his own vomit in the toilets. It was really funny.

Click here to see what the invite looked like

-Happy days

Me and Jesus on the Brooklyn bridge. Jesus got frost-bite on his feet that day and complained for the rest of the week. We never did find Central perk.

Click here to read the poem 'My Friend' that I wrote for Jesus

I don't like this one, I think I look like Woody Allen on this picture.

-Hotel room #669

Our hotel room in NYC. The wooden chest of draws wasn't as expensive as it looked. It had a veneer finish.

Jesus took this one and insisted it was put on the site because he thinks it looks artistic. I don't really like it.

-The boys

Me and Jesus getting in the mood for a night out at Emmanuelles house.

We found this on the floor outside a café. We never found out how it got there, but the photo captures the memory of that hilarious moment when Jesus spotted it. We didn't touch it.

Click here to see our top 5 films in the world.......ever!!!

Thought for the Week:

"It is not the fact of liberty but the way in which liberty is exercised that ultimately determines whether liberty itself survives.

- Dorothy Thompson: American Jounalist & Author (1894-1961)

-High hopes

You can't see on this picture but Jesus had high heels on here.

I took this in a villa we stayed at in Spain. The bathroom was so vibrant, my favourite colour combination! The window looked out to the pool and the tub doubled as a whirlpool bath.

-Joke of the week

This is were we put the best joke of week sent in by YOU! This weeks winner was sent in by Ocaldo Carson.

Three Wise Women???

Do you know what would have happened if they had been three wise women instead of three wise men?

They would not have got lost!

They would have arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, brought practical gifts and there would have been peace on earth!!!

-Break time

Being an icon can be hard work and there's sometimes nothing better than having 'time-out'. Here's a rare photo of me and Jesus enjoying a break by a fountain.

-Movies

These movies were made as possible promos for our feature length film. We are still waiting to hear from Warner Bros.

Download the Jesus movie here (472K)

Download the Satan movie here (536K)

This is me sorting business on the phone. I envisage a time when the Vatican will set up a 1-800 number for confessions.

Download the exclusive Jesus and Satan desktop wallpaper here NOW!!!

(Simply click on the link above and save the file to your computer - This may take a while to download, but it's definetly worth it!)

*For a limited time only*

If want to send us a joke or just want to chat you can email us at [email protected]

This site is regularly updated so please do come visit again soon!

Jesus and Satan *Celebration*
Welcome to the home site of Jesus and Satan made especially for all our fans interested in the 'people' behind the icons! Comments on how to improve the site will be considered upon merit and if you don't believe in us that's your problem, not ours!!! Change lives! Jesus and Satan
		This is our car, or as Jesus likes to call it, the 'mobible'. We travel across the country in this (sometimes even sleep in it!). This picture was taken the day after I got fired from McDonalds.
		-Birthday boy Jesus's 2000th birthday! We took this one in Bar communion that night. Jesus was later found sleeping in his own vomit in the toilets. It was really funny.
Click here to see what the invite looked like
		-Happy days Me and Jesus on the Brooklyn bridge. Jesus got frost-bite on his feet that day and complained for the rest of the week. We never did find Central perk. Click here to read the poem 'My Friend' that I wrote for Jesus
		I don't like this one, I think I look like Woody Allen on this picture.
		-Hotel room #669 Our hotel room in NYC. The wooden chest of draws wasn't as expensive as it looked. It had a veneer finish.
		Jesus took this one and insisted it was put on the site because he thinks it looks artistic. I don't really like it.
		-The boys Me and Jesus getting in the mood for a night out at Emmanuelles house.
		We found this on the floor outside a café. We never found out how it got there, but the photo captures the memory of that hilarious moment when Jesus spotted it. We didn't touch it.
Click here to see our top 5 films in the world.......ever!!!
Thought for the Week: "It is not the fact of liberty but the way in which liberty is exercised that ultimately determines whether liberty itself survives. - Dorothy Thompson: American Jounalist & Author (1894-1961)
		-High hopes You can't see on this picture but Jesus had high heels on here.
		I took this in a villa we stayed at in Spain. The bathroom was so vibrant, my favourite colour combination! The window looked out to the pool and the tub doubled as a whirlpool bath.
-Joke of the week This is were we put the best joke of week sent in by YOU! This weeks winner was sent in by Ocaldo Carson. Three Wise Women??? Do you know what would have happened if they had been three wise women instead of three wise men? They would not have got lost! They would have arrived on time, helped deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, brought practical gifts and there would have been peace on earth!!!
		-Break time Being an icon can be hard work and there's sometimes nothing better than having 'time-out'. Here's a rare photo of me and Jesus enjoying a break by a fountain.
-Movies These movies were made as possible promos for our feature length film. We are still waiting to hear from Warner Bros. Download the Jesus movie here (472K) Download the Satan movie here (536K)
		This is me sorting business on the phone. I envisage a time when the Vatican will set up a 1-800 number for confessions.
Download the exclusive Jesus and Satan desktop wallpaper here NOW!!! (Simply click on the link above and save the file to your computer - This may take a while to download, but it's definetly worth it!) For a limited time only
If want to send us a joke or just want to chat you can email us at [email protected] This site is regularly updated so please do come visit again soon!