Favourite Quotes

• "He's a regular visitor to the Vegemite Valley."

• "He's a wide receiver from the Paddington End."

• "I used to be a pretty handy tail-ender in my time."

• "I never minded getting caught behind every now and again."

• "Your best? Losers always whine about their best; Winners go home and f**k the Prom Queen."

• "Well it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day: reading philosophy; avoiding gang rape in the washrooms - though it's less of a problem these days, maybe I'm losing my sex appeal!"

• "Give your undercarriage a bit of how's your father."

• "Hello, Vicar."

• "Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! The funky chicken was Charlie's dance. I'm a tango man myself."

• "The name's Hank. Hank Heavens, for little girls."

• "We say in Kazakhstan..."

• "I'm fed up saving your ass. I'm amazed you made it past puberty."

• "Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since."

• "In this life or the next, I will have my vengeance."

• "You're about to have a very bad day."

• "A General who became a slave, a slave who became a Gladiator, a Gladiator who defied an Empire."

• "Shaken, not stirred."

• "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

• "This is Rumour Control. Here are the facts!"

• "If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!"

• "They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

• "Define irony. Irony is a bunch of idiots singing a song on a plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

• "There's only two men I trust. One is me, the other is not you."

• "Yippee kiy yay, motherf****r!"

• "Beam me up, Scotty."

• "May the force be with you."

• "We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction."

• "Walmac! You piece o

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