Jessika and sloth enter subway
"Hi can i get a foot long ham on hearty italian" says Jessika
" What kind of cheese?" says the ham lady
"Cheddar"
"Do you want hhhham?" askes the ham lady
" Yes i want ham."
" So you want hhhham and cheeder cheese then?"
"Yes that is what i ordered."
It happends everytime, then i stopped getting ham subs. If you dont know how she says ham then you wont excatly understand. Its like this,
Open your mouth wide and breath out some before you make the "H" sound, and then slowly close your mouth slowly pronouncing the "AM" part more like "UM" so its like "HUM" and there you go
Thats how she says it everytime, its quite funny. Everytime i hope to get her to make my sandwich she's pretty cool.
Theres another figure that i like that works in subway, he doesnt have a name, and we dont know for sure if he is retarted, he usually has long nails poking through his plastic gloves onto your sub, and his pants are always insanely high. We arent sure, just not yet.
One day me and Sloth were in Subway and the ham lady was working. But sadly enough she was helping the guy after us. It was quite hilarious when the guy was telling her what he wanted on his sub:
"Just put everything on it"
"Even the hot peppers?"
"umm...no not the hot peppers"
"How bout on half?"
"NO"
It was very funny because she wouldnt give up on her damn hot peppers.
One day sloth and me are going to get and onion sub, but on toonie tuesday cause we're poor.
"Hi can i get a 6 inch veggie on hearty itallian"
"Chesse?"
"No"
"And what would you like on it?"
"Onions"
"Anything else?"
"No"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes"
"Okay..*hesitant*...salt and pepper?"
"No"
"O....K.....that will be 2 dollars please"
HAHAHA that is some funny shit ahhh man