Things the Characters from Pokemon Would Never Say
Ash:  I give up Team Rocket!  You can have pikachu.

Team Rocket:  We don't want you're pokemon anymore, Ash.

Ash:  (hugging Jessie)  You're my best freind in the whole world!  I want to come with you and serve you!

James:  I'm gay!

Jessie:  James I love you!

James: Jessie, will you marry me?

Ash:  Misty I love you.  Will you marry me?

Cassidy:  Jessie, why don't we forget about old times and be friends again?

Jessie:  Ash, I want you, not you're pokemon!

Giovanni:  Ash is my son!

Ash:  I want to join Team Rocket!

Ash:  I want Jessie and James to adopt me!

Giovanni:  Jessie and James are my best members!

Ash:  Team Rocket, I liked it when you kidnapped me before.  Can you do it again?

Ash:  I don't care about Misty anymore.  I want to be with you, Jessie!

Jessie:  I love you, twerp!  You're so cute!

Ash:  I love you, Jessie!  Will you marry me?

Butch:  I smoke and that's why I have this voice!

Ash:  Hey, Jessie, James!  Can I help you steal the pokemon this time?
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