James - "But the leaf was fake!"
James - "It's time for a NET-work newsflash!"
James - "You're in luck. I took three semesters of stage movement at a respected correspondance school"
Jessie - "I'm an experienced actress. In first grade I portrayed a worm who lived inside a rotten apple"
Jessie - "It's a real prima donna"
Misty - "Takes one to know one"
Jessie "Know on what?"
Jessie - "Are you going to let show business beat you?"
James - "Or are you going to beat it?"
Jessie - "It's a very long climb up the stairway to stardom"
James - "And there's no elevator"
Jessie - "But you'll never reach the top unless you keep on climbing"
James - "It may mean years of rejection but if you keep on trying you may just see your name up in lights some day"
James - "It tastes good, and has good taste"
Meowth - "Letting Team Rocket guard your Pok�mon is like letting your cat guard your canary"
James - "Everyone's eating at the twerp-a-teria"
Meowth - "I wanted to hit da beach, but not like dis!"
James - "Wow, don't I make like the coolest girl?"
*Jessie hits him*
James - "Owwwwww!"
Jessie - "Stop acting like an ignoramus!"
James - "Owww"
Jessie - "I have hot dogs, get 'em while they're hot!"
James - "I have ice cream, get it while its cold!"