Gilmore Girls

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Luke: Why, what was wrong with that one?
Jess: It was pink.
Luke: We can paint it.
Jess: You mean I can paint it.
Luke: We can paint it together.
Jess: Great, then we can hold hands and skip afterwards - Lost and Found

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TRISTAN: You know what Mary, see I can’t figure out why we’re not friends. I think it’s because I make you nervous.
RORY: I think it’s because you can’t learn my name - The Deer Hunter

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TRISTIN: Oh, coming to greet me?
RORY: Hello, Tristin.
TRISTIN: So where's my birthday kiss?
RORY: It's my birthday.
TRISTIN: So I'll give you a birthday kiss. - Rory's Birthday Parties

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RORY: He's not my boyfriend.
LANE: Really?
RORY: No.
LANE: What is he then?
RORY: He's my...gentleman caller.
LANE: Ok, Blanche. - Rory's Dance

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RORY reading: "Buttercup is a special dog. She is extremely skittish and tends to react badly towards blonde-haired women, brunette males, children of either sex, other animals, red clothing, cabbage or anyone in a uniform."
LORELAI to Luke: Hey, we just found the doggie version of you. - Paris is burning

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*Lorelai is sitting at the kitchen table reading a box of Hamburger Helper. Rory walks in*
RORY: No, put that away.
LORELAI: I wanna cook.
RORY: You can make soup.
LORELAI: No. I wanna really cook like on the Food Channel. I wanna sauté things and chop things and do the BAM, and I wanna arrange things on a plate so they look like a pretty little hat. I wanna be the Iron Chef! - Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers

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RORY referring to the road map: You're folding it wrong!
LORELAI: Is it smaller?
RORY: Yes.
LORELAI: Then it's not wrong. - Road Trip to Harvard

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JESS: When was the last time you went out on a date? A year, two years ago?
LUKE: Last month, wiseass. I went out with Joanna Cooper.
JESS: You gave her a ride home.
LUKE: A ride home is the end of a date.
JESS: Only if you go on a date first. - Lorelai Out of Water

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CLARA: Do you wash your hair?
JESS: Yes, I wash my hair.
CLARA: Then why does it stick up like that? - That'll do Pigs

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LUKE: I really laid down the rules concerning him and Rory. Trust me, he now knows that I am going to be watching them every second they are together.
LORELAI: Oh good.
LUKE: Yup.
LORELAI: You know, they're together now.
LUKE: What?
LORELAI: Oh yeah. 'I have to get a part for my car', 'I'm going to go study' - that's kid code for 'Meet me at the previously agreed upon location far away from my clueless uncle.'
LUKE: You're kidding me, right? You don't really think that. . .damn, they are! They're together. They used the kid code and now they're together! - 
Let the game begin

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