Cordelia Investigations: Quotes for Everyday Use
[quotes you can use]
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Here are some quotes that you can use during everyday life without sounding like a crazy Buffy/Angel freak. Sweet joy! Now you can quote Buffy without your friends rolling their eyes. What an inguenius idea!
- Giles: I wasn't about to burst into glorious song about it.
- A jolly good saying. Mention it when someone tells you something your not supposed to pass on.
- Oz: Is it me or did it get really cold in here.
Use after you witness two people being stone cold to each other
- Xander: And on the day the words *flimsy excuse* were redefined,
we stood in awe and watched.
Change *flimsy excuse* with any fitting word.
- Willow: You think I'm boring.
Oz: I'd call that a radical interpretation of the text.
Hard to explain this one, but it sounds good. Work on it!
- Willow: Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?
This one is cute when your friends are being extra strange
- Oz: As Willow goes, so goes my nation.
Insert the name of the person you are agreeing with. This one makes you sound smart!
- Buffy: Long story.
Cordelia: Got hunted.
Buffy: Apparently not that long.
Work this one out with your friend so she knows what to say
when you say "long story"
- Buffy: I violently dislike you.
Hate is such a strong word.
- Xander: Now with the mocking.
Say this when people are making fun of you/somebody.
- Xander: Behold the beauty that is now.
Be creative, I just like the way this one sounds
- Xander: You know what I mean?
Cordy: Seldom if ever.
People say "You know what I mean" all of the time. Now you don't just have to nod your head!
- Xander: And while I'm whittling, I plan to whistle a jaunty tune.
Replace *whittling* with the verb of your choice and viola!
- Xander: You slash me with your words.
Say this after someone tries to insult you with a stupid insult.
- Spike: There's the rub, isn't it?
This is from some Shakespere thing "Therst the rub" or something close. Use it to say, "So that's the catch." And sound Spikey at the same time!
- Buffy: Color me flattered.
You can put any word in for flattered. This is very Buffyverse
- Buffy: Weridness abounds, lately.
After someone says "It's werid."
- Oz: It's fairly freaksome.
Good for when something is fairly freaksome.
- What's the what?
When you wanna know what's going on.
- -age
Add to the end of any verb ex: slayage, kissage, runage, scarage, etc.
- Buffy: But not for me the furrowed brow.new
This is like "But I'm not gonna be sad about it." You can say it after you complain about how tired you are.
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