[buffy quotes]
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• Xander
  • Xander: 28 bucks. Does the council reinburst for stuff like that?
    Giles: Did you get a recipt?
    Xander: Damn.
  • Hidden? Are there any engravings I should know about? Frolicking nymphs of some kind?
  • And on the day the words flimsy excuse were redefined, we stood in awe and watched.
  • Xander: Uh... Will, this is verging on naughty touching here. Don't wanna fall back on bad habits. Hands! Hands in new places! (Doppelg�ngland)
  • Xander: Yeah, great knife. Although I think it may technically be a sword.
    Jack O'Toole: She's called Katie.
    Xander: You gave it a girl's name. How very serial killer of you.
  • Private Harris reporting for... Buffy! Lady of Buffdom, Duchess of Buffonia, I am in awe! I completely renounce spandex! (Halloween)
  • And while I'm whittling, I plan to whistle a jaunty tune.
  • Xander: What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. 4x5 is 30. 4x6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh stop me!
    Buffy: Xander! Is that all you think about?! (Earshot)
  • Willow: Drusilla broke up with him.
    Xander: Gee, and we had all hoped those crazy kids would make it work.
  • Cordelia: I demand an explanation...for Wesley.
    Xander: Uh...inbreeding?
    

• Willow
  Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya?
  • Willow: Oh, right. Me and Oz play 'Mistress of Pain' every night.
    Xander: Did anyone else just go to a scary visual place?
    Buffy: Oh, yeah.
  • Buffy: Willow, you're alive?
    Willow: Aren't I usually?
  • Willow: She was already smoking in fifth grade. Once I was lookout for her.
    Xander: You're bad to the bone.
    Willow: I'm a rebel.
    
  • Buffy: That would never happen.
    Willow: Well, no, Buff, that's why they call them cartoons, not documentaries.
    
  • Ya know, Buffy, sweet girl...not that bright.
    

• Oz
  • As willow goes, so goes my nation
  • Willow: You think I'm boring.
    Oz: I'd call that a radical interpretation of the text.

• Cordelia
  • Buffy: You really love Xander?
    Cordelia: Well, he kinda grows on you, like... a Chia Pet.
  • Giles: Cordelia, it's me! It's me!
    Cordelia: How do we know it's really you and not zombie Giles
    Giles: Cordelia, do stop being tiresome.
    Cordelia: It's him.
  • Cordelia: All I can think is, it coulda been me!
    Xander: We can dream.

• Giles
  • I wasn't about to burst into glorious song about it.
  • Unbelievable. 'Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!' Americans.

• Wesley
  • Look at Cordelia. No! Don't look at Cordelia. She's a student. Oh, I am bad. I'm a bad, bad man. (Buffy waves)

• Buffy
  • Oh my god! I've become the embaressing mom who tries to hard, when did this happen?!

• Spike
  • I want Dru back, I've just gotta be the man I was, the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again.

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