You don't have to have super powers or be undead to be a champion. Follow these 10 easy steps and find your way as the cha,pion of the Powers.

[1] Use nacy boy hair gel that you will come to like so much. Just because you will stick to the shadows is no excuse for poor hair.

[2] Have loved and lost. This will make sure you are in touch with other peoples grief. If able, try to leave your special someone without an appropriate goodbye; loose ends make for the perfect senerio.

[3] Wear sexy sweaters that hang wonderfully over your muscles. Sophistication is just as important as leather when saving the D.I.D. [damsel in distress].

[4] Practice you hero talk. Say this like "...and your toast!", but make sure you loook very cool while you do it. Try it in the mirror a few times.

[5] Getting a [gypsy] curse adds a nice touch to all champions of good. Whatever the curse is, it will be your tag line. "Thats the champ that has the _____ curse!"

[6] It is very importan to get a gang because what self respecting hero thinks he can manage without a group of side kicks. You of course will be the focus of the group, but make sure some are smarter than you and at least one person who can handle the phones.

[7] What would a champion be without a prophecy? Only, a shell of do-gooding with no purpose. A prophecy will give you something to aspire towards.

[8] Honing you brooding skills is a corner stone to a deep minded hero. Brooding will give you a clear view of your mission. Plus, no one wants to be saved by a pomus go-lucky. They want someone who's only goal is to fight for good.

[9] Get an arch-nemesis. It doesn't matter who as long as they can offer you years of tribulation and always seem one step ahead. It looks good if you fight the good fight against something that never will go away.

[10] The final step is to get a nick name. This will be what people will cry when they need your help. Something that strikes fear in the hearts of Evil, like The Dark Avenger. Don't forget to make a card [avoid lobsters].