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| Ahh... applejuice. Nothing like that cool, cool feeling of apple-y yumminess going down your throat. Nothing like feeling refreshed after getting the squirts from drinking the tastey goodness of innocence. No siree bob. Drink it with a straw, it's funner that way. Or just drink it out of the jug. But beware, someone might see. You cannot resist that taste of apple goodness. |
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| Once upon a time, i... i found myself thirsty. VERY thirsty. So I decide to get some apple juice to quench my thirst. So I went to the... WELL FIRST... sorry... yeah. okay... so I went into the kitchen and I got myself an empty glass that would soon hold the delicious apple juice. I was pretty excited about that. So anyways, I get my glass, and I was excited.. So I open the refridgerator where... that... that... contained the apple juice inside... it had a lid on it. There was some butter in the way... and some Thai food... so I first tried to get the apple juice out without knocking the butter and the Thai food out and... yeah after many attempts(which were very unsuccessful) I decided... to take the Thai food out. But there was still one problem. The butter. so Sarah said, "THE BUTTER!" and I jumped because I was frightened because she said it kinda loud... but there was still one problem. The butter. So I put my glass down and I pulled the butter out. This big jug of butter. Must have weight about... five ounces. [stupid - Sarah] so.. so I get my hands on the butter and look at it straight in the eyes and I say to that Mister Butter, "Mister Butter, you need to get out of my way. Cuz I want some apple juice!!!123" So I placed the butter... on the floor Anyways... I see the apple juice, with nothing blocking its way, and nothing blocking my way... except my stupidity. okay the apple juice was glowing... it looked so tastey. I was... I was pretty excited about that... soo... uhhh... Oh I grabbed my glass and grabbed the apple juice but I didn't take it out of the refridgerator. --- and... I start pouring it. I was pretty excited about my apple juice. to the point where I wasn't really watching it. So I kept pouring it, looking at its pretty, pretty sparkle-y apple juice-y self. I was pretty excited about that. So... the apple juice--little did I know-- the apple juice was near the surface of the glass, the very top. I find myself, ... my hand, covered in apple juice, as it spilled out of the glass... .... onto the floor. sticky goodness. So I grabbed some rags to clean... to clean my mess up. I wasn't excited about that. for I wasted perfectly good oran... or... APPLE juice. So I wiped... I wiped that up. and. the floor was clean again. but sticky. but that's okay. umm... I... so I got a straw. and I, God, this is very uncomfortable [talking about me (Sarah} typing what she (Jessica) is saying] Anyway I get a straw and I put it in my apple juice. and I sipped my apple juice. I was pretty excited. the delicious cold taste... its apple-y flavor of juice. I was pretty excited. twas quenching my thirst... and that was the whole point. of this. wacky. crazy. adventure. ----- I still enjoy my apple juice... or... or... yeah apple juice.. notice the slight smile on my face. [notice the stupid look on her face - Sarah] But later on that apple juice did something to me. [np] I found myself running to the bathroom, counting down from 5... unbottoning the button on my pants. 4... unzipping the zipper. 3... yanking down my pants. [no I was NOT in the bathroom when this occured - Sarah] 2... pulling down my *pink* panties. ...skipping number one I just sat down and squirted, man... [notice the neglect of the remaining apple juice. she could have brought it with her. but nooo... i got to take a picture. yummified. see my fishies. - Sarah] *hyperventilating* *mouse noise* *stupid laugh* [okay... im okay. I think... - Sarah] Wait... I have to poo again. ... apple juice. I should have NEVER dranken you!!!123 ... but I still love you. ~Thuh End.~ |