| Hello, my name is Jessica and I... myself... which would be me... the very person who is typing this... 16 years old and... why, I live in Utah. Nothing really interesting about me, except I'm short and I can make rather strange noises that people seem to either really love or really hate. This website really has no purpose, just something to do in my spare time, which is, sadly, a LOT of time. More time than any person should possibley have. As you probably have noticed, I really don't have a life of any kind. All I do all day is eat, sleep, and go on the computer. Oh and music. Music is good. School, also. But school is certainly not good. I like to talk to people online. A lot of them are people I know from school. Sure, I could hang out with them or even talk to them on the phone for a change. But I find typing and reading and responding in the type-ish manner is oh-so much more fun than simpley... talking. And plus, I have more time to think of something witty to say, so's people think I'm funny. In person, I seem really goofy, I guess. Hyperactive, sometimes. And at times I even seem - *suprise!* - depressed as hell. Maybe I'm manic depressive -er--- Bipolar! But that is not the point. The point is... there is no point. Just like this website. There-is-no-point I'm quite the rambler, as you can clearly see. As I have mentioned before, I like music. Such music includes a few bands I can think of at the tippity-top of my head: Ben Folds Five, Tori Amos, Radiohead, Garbage, Beck, Nirvana, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Big Audio Dynamite,The Clash, The Cure, Beastie Boys, PJ Harvey, Bjork, Nine Inch Nails, Weezer, The Flaming Lips, The Cardigans, System of a Down, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Moby, Jamiroquai, Incubus, Fiona Apple, Luscious Jackson, Coldplay, Cake, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, and oh-so many others. Just check out my CD list for a slightly longer list of good music. I have been to several concerts. All of which were absolutely fantastic, including Beck(twice, actually), Ben Folds(twice, again), Flaming Lips, Luscious Jackson, Primus, Cake, Billy Joel, Green Day, and some others I can't think of right now. Errr what else about me... oh. If you have seen the many pictures of my dogs, then you must know that I have some weird-assed obsession with them. Not really an obsession, more like... I really like my dogs. Not in any sick, twisted way, they're just cool and fun and aDORable. I also have a cat, but she pees on everyfuckinthing. I HAD a fish, my beloved Floyd, but he passed away yesterday. Gave him a proper burial. A ceromonial flush of the toilet, and away he goes, into the sewer, amongst his new friends of other dead and flushed fish. Oh and not to mention shit and piss and used tampons and all other goodies. Proper.... proper... burial... oh come on! What the hell do you want me to do?! Get a fuckin' tombstone with "Beloved Floyd(not named after Pink Floyd) Born: sometime last April or May, Died: January 25, 2003 - and dig a big fuckin' hole in the ground and have a funeral with flowers and people who I know none of and bawl my ass off and all that bullshit???? Hey, when I, myself, die, I would be very satisfied not only sexually with being flushed down a big fuckin' toilet but not too big cause I'm rather small. OK where was I? I think I'm done now. Anways thats my psychopathetic self. Gummy-bye. 1-26-03... Super Shittybowl Sunday! |
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