| So I am currently talking to Sarah, and I can't stop laughing my ass off. We are talking about band tour last year, about my farting whilst Drunk Girl was trying to sleep, my giggling for 10 minutes. The shaking of the bed, the sigh of Sarah, who unfortunate for her, had to share a bed with me, as I am giggling like mad. Kjersty is trying to convince me to ask Andrew to prom for laugh-able reasons. I think it would be hilarious, but not worth the 12 bucks, 15 at the door. Unless I dressed in a tux, and he in a dress. THEN it would be worth it. Why do I have that Zippity Do-Dah song stuck in my head? There is NO god damned blue bird on my shoulder. So's I got bored with text messaging so I told her to call me. We are currently talking, and it's hard to type and talk about something else at the same time. Oh goody she pitties me cause I'm a freak. Hm she thinks people don't like me. So what? I don't give a fuck. I don't WANT them to like me. I don't even like them, for hell sakes. It really hurts to hold a cell phone with your shoulder. Yeah. So anyways. Tomorrow I get to be gone a total of 14 hours for various reasons such as school, make-up biology, and band festival. Now I'm saying I'll go to prom if I had a great big lollipop. About festival. We really suck. Not only does our band suck, but the freakin drummers. They're horrible. Steffan, I hope you read this, you dirty bastard. Why "visual" should be pronounced "viz-schuhl." 1. It sounds funny 2. It's sexy 3. It's hard to spell 4. (oops I think I just hung up on her.) 4. visual sounds stupid 5. visule doesn't. 6. the letter 'a' needs to die. Now I'm going to try to not use the letter 'a' in this sentence. Yippee. I'm so great. Oops. And now for something completely different. I'm a little motherfucking teapot, short and stout. Here is my motherfucking handle, here is my motherfucking spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me motherfucking shout. Tip me over and poor my little motherfucking self out. I'm a little ray of fucking sunshine. You mess wit me, you mess wit my panties. My MESSED panties. Is that a rocket in your pocket? Tienes cohete en tu bolsillo? SaveNow is the biggest fucking virus. If it ever pops up on your computer screen, please proceed to scream your ass off and close the window as fast as humanly possible. Then check through all your files for hidden SaveNow files and delete them. They are evil. They... are everywhere. They fuck up everything. You know what? EVERY fucking popup is a virus. It is rigoddamndiculous. Well I think I'm done ranting for the day. It is now 9:10 in the Pee Em. It SHOULD be 8:10, but nooo... farmers are pussies. I wrote a rant about that at school today in Spanish (no not in Espanol but Spanish CLASS.) but am too lazy to copy it. Currently listening to: Moby |