Marion and the Time Travel Machine

One day there was a lovely woman named Marion and she once went out walking by herself. Now soon after she got to the park she noticed a small machine that had 'TIME TRAVELLING MACHINE' written on the side of it. It also had some small text that read 'Not to be used if you are under 25!!!'. She stepped inside and found a big red button that said 'START' and a knob that had seven travelling choices. They were '14th CENTURY', '15th CENTURY', '16th CENTURY' and so on until it got to '20th CENTURY' and then it stopped because in her world it was the '21st CENTURY'. Marion decided to turn the knob to the 14th Century and then pressed the 'START' button. She then felt herself being pulled into another world. When she landed she was still herself except for a few things.

Firstly, she was a princess and secondly she was yelling out 'GO ROBIN' at the top of her voice. While she was yelling it she had a look around. She saw a cute young man who was fighting a person wearing black. When all of the men wearing black were down for the count, the cute man came over to Marion and said, 'Oh Marion, I love you. I wish we could marry, but we can�t while we are under the eyes of the bishop. He wants my head on a stick.'

Marion whispered to the bishop, 'What is this guy�s name?'

'His name is Robin, dear Marion. Don�t you remember?'

'Oh Robin, I will marry you.' She said to him. 'I love you so much.'

WHAT!!!' The bishop yelled 'I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS!!! Marion come and marry me instead of that thieving Robin.

Robin said, 'Marion listen, it�s my job to take from the rich and give to the poor. That is why the bishop wants you to marry him, so that I cannot get into his palace to take his gold. I am only trying to do my job. So Marion please will you marry me??'

'Robin I will marry you. Even if the bishop tries to stop us, he will never break our bond of love. That bishop can kiss his life goodbye tomorrow because his head will take a sudden trip off his shoulders when my executioner gives it a slash with his axe just before our wedding.' Marion said.

'I heard that and it will be your head taking a sudden trip, right now.' The bishop said.

'Marion, quick, run away.' Robin hissed. 'No Robin, I�m staying right here with you. While you were away fighting that big dragon, I went to a kicking class. I passed in three days. I think I should try fighting for myself.

'Alright sweetie, but be careful.' I can�t believe that my little honey is actually fighting for herself, Robin thought.

When the fight was over Robin went over to Marion and congratulated her on beating the bishop by kicking him in his groin which made him keel over.

The next day the bishop�s head took it�s trip and Robin and Marion were married.

Marion whispered to herself, 'I�m really glad that I went in that time travelling machine.

And that machine is still there and it will be for many more years.