3/4 T's Jolly Jokes!
Put a smile on your dial!

Q. What kinds of pants do scientists wear?
A. Genes.
By Lee

Jenny, Jenny in the tub,
Mother forgets to put in the plug.
Goodness gracious, bless my soul,
There goes Jenny down the hole.
By Pale

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7 8 9.
By Anita

Q. What can you catch but can't throw?
A. A cold.
By Daniel

Ding Dong, Pussy's down the well.
If you don't believe me go and have a smell.
By Ashleigh

Q. Why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because it was dead.
Q. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree?
A. It was holding hands with the 1st one.
Q. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree?
A. Because it thought it was a game.
By Jessica

Q. What do you call horses that come out at night?
A. Nightmares.
By Chantelle

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. It wanted to get some chicken.
By Jesse

Q. Why did the chewing gum cross the road? 
A. To spot the cars.
By David

Q. What animal don't you want to play with?
A. Cheetah.
By Justin A.

Q. What has 4 wheels and flys?
A. A garbage truck.
By Hayley

Q. Who swings on vines and crashes into trees but doesn't die? 
A. George of the Jungle.
By Kane

Q. How does a baby play basketball? 
A. It dribbles.
By Gemma

Q. Why did the hand cross the road? 
A. To get to the 2nd hand shop.
By Brett H.

Q. What do horses dream at night?
A. Dreams.
By Wendy

Q. Why did the wolf throw the clock?
A. To see time fly.
By JR

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobell.
Nobell who?
No bell so I had to knock.
By Gordon.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobell.
Nobell who?
No bell so I had to knock.
By Brett C.

Q. Why did the robber have a shower?
A. He wanted to have a clean getaway.
By Justin T.

Q. Did you hear about the Irish oyster farmer?
A. His tractor sank.
By Cameron

Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A. Big holes all over Africa.
By Drew

Q. What do you put on a pig that burnt itself?
A. Oinkment.
By Michael

Q. Why did the chicken suck on bones?
A. To grow new legs.
By Chris

Turn that frown upside down!