My friend, Cupid, needs a little help
He’s got to work on his aim just a little bit
even if I have to hold the bow myself
I’m gonna make sure that target is hit

I’ll pay the price for this crime
if the crime is to taste your kiss
the law is in my own hands this time
‘cause I can’t take another near miss
Oh love is my alibi
and I’m Cupid’s Accomplice

I know that this is somewhat of a conspiracy
But I’ve already talked to Jupiter and He said it’s okay
‘cause we won’t be another tragic mythology
this Venus has got a point that won’t ricochet