I've been ditched and I'm drenched
Can someone help me find a wrench
to fix my 740 on I95

I'm a mess, I must confess
This tank of mine is filling up with stress
So it�s hard for me to want to stay alive
When I can�t even drive

Black Cloud, Black Cloud, why are you still over my head
Why can't you move and let the sun come out instead
What's gonna be your next horse-powered shower
Cause when it rains, it pours and you drown out my flower
I guess it just goes to show that sometimes the storm doesn't want to go
But why do you tidal my spirit, why can't you bring me a rainbow
Or at least an umbrella to soften the blow

Oh look! Another tow truck, just my luck
How many more punches am I gonna have to try and duck
In one week I think I've been through it all

Well, here, take all my money, yeah I guess now it�s pretty funny
Life, let me tell you, I've got a sense of humor, honey!
Go ahead, trip me up, I can take another fall
('cause I've been to hell and back about fifty times so what's
the difference if I�m straddling a wall...God, can I make a phone call?)

My purse just got stolen
Guess now I have nothing left to lose
Well, my rabbit's foot is broken
And did I mention? I�ve got gum on my shoes!
it's another sticky situation...