Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Office Mathematics
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
Shopping Math
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need.
General Equations and Statistics
A woman worries about her future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Happiness
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all
Longevity
Married men live longer than single men, however, married men are a lot more willing to die.
Propensity to Change
A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
Discussion Technique
A woman has a last work in every single argument. Anything a man says after that is a beginning of a new argument.
How to Stop People from Bugging You About Marriage
When Old Aunts/Uncles, etc. nudge you about get married and cackling, "You're next," just do the same to them at funerals.
