YOU CHINEE IF...
1. You thing you smartest peepoe in wald.
2. You haf pageh an cell phoe wi you all time.
3. When you an 2 oteh guy talk, peepoe thing you fai-ting.
4. Today steam rye tomorrow fry rye.
5. Dim sum you breakfah.
6. Noddle you din-nah.
7. You don lye eat FISH.
8. Most member in you fam-ly wear denture at young ade.
9. You mose favrite collah RED.
10. You aflaid of black peepoe.
11. You thing you superia to all Asian.
YOU JAPANEE IF...
1. You obsed wi your hai (height?), your cah (car, tangek!), an your cloe (clothes).
2. You wanna marry Korean American or Chinee American womah (males); or you wanna marry white gai (females).
3. You extreme polite an act innocent.
4. Your feet look funny, you walk funny.
5. You afraid brack peepoe.
6. You thing you superior to all Asian.
YOU KOREA IF...
1. You smoe! an drin too much.
2. You die instanly if you stop dring Soju an eat eat kimchi.
3. You spen moe tie in bar than at home.
4. You eitha drie Hyundai o Mercedee..
5. You play piano.
6. You actual sorry that Mah-gret Cho sitcom cancel.
7. You afraid brack peepoe.
8. You only condut business wi locah Korea business.
9. You speak Korea in 99.9% of time on sociah occasion.
10. You have least one relative who owe a liquo stoe.
11. You thing you superia to all Asian.
YU AR PILIPINO IP...
1. Yu wan tu bi a dansir, a singir, or an aktor, ibin do yu hab dayjob as a nars, a sikyo guard, a dis wasir, a witir/witris or an akawantant.
2. Yu kip tiling ebriwan dat a mimbir ob yur pamili bak hom is a politik or a mobiestar.
3. Yu brot lots ob drayd pish wen kaming bak prom bikishon prom da Pilipayns.
4. Yu layk wering GOLD on yur ir, nik, hans en pinggers!
5. At list wan mimbir ob yur pamili is a nars.
6. Yur sister or doter merid a US serbis man.
7. Der ar 20 pipol shering rums in yur haws.
8. Yu hab at list 2 pul taym job.
9. Yu bay rawnd trey op kolord kakanin wen der is a parti (eben do nobodi rili layk it)
-WAN pis por wan dalarS and TRI PIS por tu DALAR.
10. Yu ar nat aprid of egots; impak, yu wis yu wir blak.
