Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and a chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
Threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher named McGee,
Punched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, dirty little runt,
He sucked it and f*cked it and called it a cunt.
