1. Sex as a beauty treatment? If you want shiny hair and smooth skin...try Pantene Pro-V and La Prarie Facial Lotion. Trust me...those two products work wonders.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes...but increases your chances of getting crabs, genital warts, and other STDs...with that in mind...I'd rather deal with dermatitis and blemishes.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner? Try taking a jog around the neighborhood...that'll burn the calories accumulated at dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports..it stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. For that...I suggest yoga...it'll tone every muscle in your body.
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression? So are anti-depressants.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. Ummm...sounds a lil whore-ish to me.
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. I don't even know what to say to this cuz I can't possibly fathom why it would be a tranquilizer.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth...yeah...into each others mouths.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. Try Extra Strength Tylenol.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Who the hell would actually go and prove this?!
