| Idiot Test |
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| 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? 2. How many birthdays does the average man have? 3. Some months have 31 days, how many have 28? 4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come? 5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? 6. How many outs are there in an inning? 7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? 8. Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. 9. Divde 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What's the answer? 10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear and why? 11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 12. I have 2 US coins totalling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are they coins? 13. If you have only one match and you walk into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? 14. How far can a dog run into the woods? 15. A doctor gives you 3 pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long will the pills last? 16. A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many are left? 17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? 18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh? 19. How many 2 cent stamps are in a dozen? 20. What's the President's name in 1950? |
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