| How to Score Free Drinks |
| Since many people have asked me the rules of getting free drinks, I decided to let you guys in on what to do. Based on me experience, it's easier for me to flirt if I have a little alcohol in me cuz without it, I'm verbally retarded. For my girl friends, follow these steps and you shouldn't fail. For my guy friends, listen up so this won't happen to you. Let's begin. |
| Rule #1: Never ask a guy, "Can you buy me a drink?" Cuz it makes you sound like all you want is a drink and that's it. (of course that is all you want but you don't want the guy to figure that out.) |
| Rule #2: Beggars can't be choosers. Do not expect a hot guy to buy you a drink. it's not gonna happen. The ugly guys are the ones that are easy to hit up cuz they're eager and they want to look cool by associating with girls. |
| Rule #3: Separate yourself from your big group of friends. I'm not telling you to leave them completely but be off to the side so that you're more approachable. |
| Rule #4: If you notice an "ugly" guy staring at you, don't look away in disgust. He's a potential to score a free drink. Look at him flirtatiously and smile. But if the guy doesn't make a move, just be polite and ask him how his night's going so far. And usually a slight conversation leads to a free drink. |
| Here's a real life example of what to say: Guy: How's it going? You having fun tonight? Girl: Yeah, I'm having a good time...just chillin. So what are you drinking? Guy: Gin & Tonic. You wanna try? Girl: *Make a CUTE scrunchie nose thing* and say No thank you. That stuff's gross. Guy: Then what do you usually drink? Girl: *smile evil* You probably can't handle it Guy: Oh yeah? What drink is it? Girl: Have you ever tried a Liquid Cocaine? Guy: What's that? Sounds dangerous. Girl: yeah. It is. You probably can't handle it. Guy: Oh yeah? Well let's go to the bar and see. |
| Free Drink Tip Donated by Sue Hao After talking to the guy for a while...offer to buy him a drink. If he's chivalrous enough, he'll take control of the situation and say that he'll treat you. But if he's a cheap ass, he'll accept...in which case you should ditch him while making your way to the bar. Hahahaha...I added in the last part. Sue said to yell at him for being a cheapskate but I didn't think that was as tactful. |
| Just some safety tips: -Don't let him get your drink by himself. He might slip something into it cuz they're all shady at clubs. -Don't challenge a guy to drink if you're a lightweight. You might be too drunk to realize that you're being molested. |
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