Disclaimer: I don't, by any means, believe that this is true...however, I do think that it is very clever...that is the only reason why it's on my site. And being that I am a part time Geometry teacher...I do find this proof a little amusing.
Girls = Time + Money
Time = Money
Girls = Money + Money
= (Money)^2 <---squared
Money is the root of all evil.
Therefore...
Girls = [square root of (money)^2]
Girls = EVIL
