by THE GREAT MIKE ARNOLD (he's white, he's hot, he's hung like a horse--oh and he's single.)
n.
1. An area of space-time with a gravitational field so intense that its escape velocity is equal to or exceeds the speed of light.
2. A great void; an abyss: The government created a bureaucratic black hole that swallows up individual initiative.
in theory: girls are like black holes...they take everything from you...emotion, time, money, attention...and nothing ever comes out of it.
in practice: guys have to approach the girl, pursue the girl, take the girl out, pay for the girl, lavish attention on the girl...
reasoning behind theory: girls are taught to expect this behavior as status quo. Not only do they expiect it, but they are taught not to reciprocate. Girls are taught that their mere presence is reward enough for all the stress that the male will go through. Much lik a black hole, this behavior sucks everything out of the guy, and leaves him empty, and too weak to resist being swallowed by the void.
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