| "Peanut butter is my life! LOL!" "Look Matt! I got a peanut butter picture! He he he!" "I used to have six left feet. Now I only have one and a half left feet." "Naw... just no..." "They sped up the music and we had to do the dance double-time, and the director later I think slowed it down so it looked us made like... made us look like we were in slow motion." "Hey I'm Jesse and I drive a Sharper Image." "I don't even know what that means!" "We have to change our favorite candy, dude." "We don't have one! LOL!" "Matt has a deer as a pet, he lives in a tent." "We gotta keep the fans happy." "My name's Jesse, I'm thirteen years old, and... I'm ssssingle." "I am actually engaged." "It felt like his shoe was up in the air for like an hour!" "WHAT'S UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP?!?!?!" "BRIAN, I SPILT SPRITE ON MY PANTS!!!!" "Yeah, ok, I got it all over me." "Oh, SHOOT!!!" "Don't get this on camera!" "Matt... huh, Matt? Matt?" "I'm so confused I just wanna hide!!" ::bites his lip, smiles:: "Yeahhhhh." "You da man, Greg!" "Fine, I am a liar... see, I just lied." "Don't lip synch! This isn't Britney Spears!" "RETIRED!!!" "I'd bring my little brother, Timmy. He's so much fun." "What is THIS?" "Just don't say it."> "Why spread it when you can squeeeze it?" "It helps to, like, I don't... touch them in many ways." "Frankie, be my first!" "Hey, 'sup! Are you still drunk?" "I'm really excited to play his younger self...I love football...I love the NFL...I'm really happy to be here right now." ~Have you heard something funny that jesse said and want other people to read it.... sned to [email protected]~ |
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