 |
| Episode Sixteen |
| The Train Heist |
| Aardvark had been teaching going over and studying the plans for a whole week. Finally the big day came� Aardvark: *Thinking* If I say he should be here any minute really, really fast, then he can�t possibly ring the doorbell while I�m saying it� Aardvark: (Fast) Richard should be here *Ding Dong* soon�.*Sighs* Richard: Ok. It�s show time. Your crew ready? Aardvark: Yeah. They are out back. Richard: Good. I�ve got my crew in the car. Aardvark: Car? I thought you had a �copter! Richard: People would see a �copter landing; it would be suspicious to see a �copter land in the middle of a forest� Aardvark: Yeah, I guess so�I�ll go get my crew� Three minutes later, they were ready to leave. Richard: Remember to follow me. I�ve parked the Humvees over in the abandoned lot three or four miles from the train. Aardvark: Ok. We�ll follow you. Richard: Here are the teams: Team Alpha: In charge of securing the train. 1. Goldenrod 2. Thor 3. Peace 4. Insane 5. Aardvark Team Bravo: In charge of getting the money. 1. Gabe 2. Alvin 3. Terri 4. George 5. Jesse Team Charlie: In charge of loading the money into the Humvees. 1. Phil 2. Tony 3. Joey 4. Salvatore 5. Matt Aardvark: Good. Everybody hear that? All of the Axems nod their heads. The Axems get into their cars. Alpha went in the 2019 Mustang. Bravo went in the van and Charlie went in Richard�s car. It took about 30 minutes until they reached the spot where the Humvees were parked. They entered the Humvees. Goldenrod: This is Alpha following Bravo, how far until ambush point? Richard: Don�t talk like that. Uhhh�I estimate about 15 minutes. 15 minutes later�.. The Humvees were parked in the underbrush. They had their engines on and ready to hit the gas. Charlie moved in and waited for the train to come�which came a couple seconds later. Tony cut the power and the train skidded about 20 feet for a minute. Richard: Now! All three Humvees came out and parked next to the train. The teams got out and were pointing their MP5s at every passenger standing in their way. It took Alpha a couple minutes to secure the first two cars. Goldenrod: Bravo, this is Alpha. Train secured. Waiting for further instructions. Goldenrod put up his walkie talkie and turned to the passenegers. Goldernrod: We didn�t come to harm you. Sit in you seats and do as we say if you don�t want you blood against the glass. Be quiet or all of you pay�. Goldenrod listened to the silence. It was broken five seconds later after hearing gunfire in the first car. Goldenrod: *Nods toward Peace and Thor* You two stay here and keep them in their seats. I�m checking out what happened in the first car. Goldenrod walked through the aisle to the first car. He opened the door and saw a body covered in blood lying on the floor. Blood was everywhere and he could see Insane sitting, bleeding on his face. Goldenrod: What happened!?!?! We weren�t supposed to kill anybody!!! Insane: *Breathing heavily* He�..he�.attacked me�. Goldenrod: HOLY #&#$!!! You moron! You should have put him in a head lock?!!?!? Insane: It was�kinda �hard�he had�a gun� Goldenrod: Well this is just great! What are we gonna do!?!? Insane: Go�.get�Peace�I�ve�been shot�get me to�a hospit- Insanes eyes didn�t move. His head fell to one side. He slumped over. Peace came running into the car. Peace took a second to look around the car and saw all of the blood. She stopped when she saw Insane�s body and sighed. Peace: Again?!?!?! Goldenrod: No, I think he just passed out� Peace walked over and felt his pulse. Peace: Hmm�.Yeah, he�s out. Goldenrod: Take him out and put him in the Humvee. Peace dragged his body into the Humvee, through the aisle of gasping passengers. Goldenrod: (On radio) Something is wrong�.Insane killed the engineer and he is out cold� Richard: (On Radio) Ahhhh, @$^$! Finish up, check on Bravo. Goldenrod: (On Radio to Bravo) What�s the problem? Jesse: Nothing. We�ve got the gold. We are waiting on Charlie to load the gold. Goldenrod: Insane is knocked out. We�re behind schedule. Goldenrod walks out and sees one of the passengers is on a cell phone, Goldenrod grabs the phone and talks to the person on the phone. Goldenrod: I�m sorry but she had to run; can she call you back later? Person on Phone: Who the ^&*% is this?!?!? Put her back on the phone NOW! Goldenrod: You want to hear her, right? Person on Phone: Yeah, of course! Goldenrod holds the phone close to his HK5, and fires above the lady�s head. She screams. Goldenrod: Is that good enough? Person on Phone: HOLY ^&*#! I'm GONNA KILL YOU MOTHER- Goldenrod hung up the phone. Goldenrod (on radio): Charlie! Is the gold in? Tony: (on radio): We have the gold. I repeat we have the gold loaded into the Humvees; set the bomb and start driving! Goldenrod took out a pack of fireworks that were supposed to look like C4. He placed it in the middle of the train. Goldenrod: If anybody moves or tries to call the cops, we will detonate this C4!! The three groups got into the Humvees and drove off. Peace: Was that really C4? Goldenrod: No, just a bunch of fireworks�How�s Insane doing? Peace: In a couple hours, he will be fine� Richard (on radio): So we got the gold. You guys headed back towards me? Goldenrod (on radio): Yeah, you got the van? Richard (on radio): Parked right next to me. Looks like we now have enough gold to get the �copter. Goldenrod (on radio): We have more than enough. What do we do with the rest? Richard (on radio): We dump the Humvees off by the edge of the forest and plant the gold in there. Goldenrod: But what do we do with the uniforms? Richard (on radio): We dump off the uniforms and spread ketchup and honey all of over them; that way it looks like bears ate them. Goldenrod: Ok, I�m at the edge. Everyone is getting out. Where are you? Goldenrod squints and sees a purple figure come out of the dark. Richard: Ok, here�s the honey and ketchup� Ten minutes later, the uniforms were being torn apart by bears. All of them were in the van and were ready to go when� At the train� A tall man took a lighter and lit his cigarette. He was sitting by the �C4�. He burned his finger and dropped the cigarette, onto the fireworks. The fireworks went off and sparks were flying everywhere in the train. One of the big ones blew the roof off and the whole town got to see the show. The man holding the lighter was dead, blown back several feet. At the Police Station� Bob: See you tomorrow, Bill. Bob walked out to his squad car when he saw the fireworks going off. HE jumped in his car and started over toward it. In the forest� Goldenrod: $%^&! Richard: @#$%! Peace: GO! Richard hit the gas and they were weaving in and out of trees. They could hear the distant sound of a cop�s sirens. Before long, the van came 60MPH out of the forest edge and onto the freeway. The car behind them honked and almost crashed, but turned into the left lane, causing a semi to hit the car. The semi tipped over and spilled all of the oil it was holding. The car lighter dropped out of its position and ignited the oil. The whole scene went bursting into flames. Cars crashed into the wreck, causing the fire to ignite even more. It was a masterpiece, at least in Richard�s eyes. They had done it, gotten away with it. For the most part� Find out what happens next in the this crazy story: The Revenge Saga Episode 17: Construction. |