FAST:  (thinking) Axem Fast thinks this guy needs a taste of a HYDROGEN BOMB!

Fast tries to pull out the bomb from his MAGICAL AXEM POCKETS THAT DON'T EXIST, but he can't find one!


GIANT ROBOT:  How on earth did you pull out that 1967 Buick Skylark?

FAST:  Axem Fast has many talents.

GIANT ROBOT:  And who is this Axem Fast guy?  What's your name anyway!

FAST:  Axem Fast is Axem Fast!

GIANT ROBOT:  Well duh!  But what's your name?!

FAST:  Axem Fast says, "..."

What now?
Fight the idiot!
Drive the 1967 Buick Skylark outta here!
Throw several tiny pebbles
Get the fudge out of this crazy place!
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