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| AXEMS: THE TOLARIAN CHRONICLES |
| For no good reason, Axem Titanium appeared in an extremely short cameo. TITANIUM: Err� Bosh died fast. Suddenly, Titanium is struck by a toaster for stating the obvious. He disappears in a cloud of blue smoke. EVERYONE ELSE: �okay. HUNTER: So, that�s the end of the second feature match! Um, I forgot who�s in the third one, so we�ll just skip it! An underling runs up to Axem Hunter and whispers something in his ear. Never mind, we won�t! Will the contestants in the third feature match please report to the center arena? STRIFE (thinking): Boring. Strife decides to go back to his room in the Contestants� Building. ELAPSE TIME AND PLACE: Strife stands in front of his room. STRIFE: On second thought, I don�t want anything from my room. ELAPSE TIME AND PLACE: Axem Strife sits in the central bleachers in the arena, not watching the fight at all. STRIFE: This is the most boring fight ever! They need to hurry up! Strife looks at the fight. The contestants still have yet to strike a blow that actually hit the other. ELAPSE TIME: HUNTER: Finally! The match is over! Axems Destruction and Strife, hurry to the arena! No, really! The spectators are leaving. Strife walks down to his entrance. Across the arena, Axem Destruction stands, holding his black and yellow axe. DESTRUCTION: Are you ready to start this? STRIFE: I was worried that you weren�t! STRIFE: 500/500 DESTRUCTION: 700/700 STRIFE (thinking): Whoa! Using my MYSTICAL AXEM HP SENSES, I can tell that he has a lot more HP than me! Destruction suddenly appears right next to Strife. STRIFE: Eep! Strife shoots away, leaving Destruction�s sword to hit only the ground. STRIFE: Ha ha, you can�t hit me! Destruction appears right next to Strife again. STRIFE: Double eep! Strife shoots away again, causing the swords to miss. STRIFE (thinking): I have to make a stand! But it�s just so fun to say eep! Strife slaps himself. STRIFE: You�re going down now! DESTRUCTION: Um� why did you slap yourself? STRIFE: I don�t know! But I�m gonna find out! DESTRUCTION: Er� okay. Strife fires a bolt of blue lightning at Destruction. Destruction jumps out of the way, but the electricity around Destruction attracts Strife�s attack. DESTRUCTION: Darn. The attack hits, and does� 20 damage. Destruction laughs. DESTRUCTION: Are you serious? Did you seriously hit me with such a weak attack? STRIFE: Uh� yeah. DESTRUCTION: 680/700 Axem Destruction shoots a blast of electric energy at Strife. Strife jumps high into the air to avoid it. DESTRUCTION: He just made this fight a whole lot easier. Destruction throws several thunder orbs at Strife. Strife bats them all back with his axe, and Destruction destroys them with several others. Destruction pulls out both of his swords and begins to charge up. Meanwhile, in the air, Axem Strife transforms his axe into a sword and begins his descent. STRIFE (thinking): Okay, this is my shot! I have to hit him big here! DESTRUCTION (thinking): Butterflies! Strife comes down onto Axem Destruction holding his sword high above his head. Just before he enters the range of Destruction�s swords, he emits a blinding flash of light. DESTRUCTION: Aaagh! Destruction doesn�t even see Strife come crashing down into him, striking him with the outstretched sword. DESTRUCTION: 580/700 Strife shoots away before Destruction recovers. Destruction turns to Strife. DESTRUCTION: You fight well. But it�s not nearly enough to save you now. STRIFE: Yes it is. Strife shoots a bolt of purple lightning at Destruction. He doesn�t even attempt to dodge and takes 75 damage because of the effect of the blue lightning. DESTRUCTION: 505/700 DESTRUCTION: Um� do you think there�s any way you could do five more damage? Strife shrugs and shoots another bolt of purple lightning at Destruction. DESTRUCTION: 430/700 DESTRUCTION: MUHAHAHAHA! YOU FOOL! You just allowed me to activate my OVER-CHARGED FORM! STRIFE: I sense super statting about to occur. (JAMEY'S NOTE: Anything but that! :-O) DESTRUCTION: EXACTLY! By sacrificing 100 HP, an incredibly low amount I may add, I can activate my CHEAP TRANSFORMATION THAT IS PRESENT ON SO MANY STATS TODAY. In it, I have STRONGER ATTACKS and HIGHER STATS! STRIFE: What did I tell you? DESTRUCTION: 330/700 DESTRUCTION: MUHAHAHA! PREPARE TO DIE! END OF EPISODE TWELVE |
| Episode Twelve |