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| Episode Eleven |
| The Tournament Disruption |
| On the last episode, the battle between Axems Strife and Magnum kept raging on, and while it seemed impossible, Strife reveald Magnum's biggest weakness: electricity! Using this as his only edge, Strife was able to combine it with his speed for an all-out assault. His plans were soon foiled when Magnum hit home with an Ice Bullet, freezing Strife in place! Magnum has just launced one last attack to win, but can Strife escape before Magnum's Mortar Shell explodes? -------------------------------------------------- Magnum shoots his Mortar Shell out of his mouth. It flies toward the frozen Strife. MAGNUM: (thinking) At last! Victory is mine! JAMEY: If Strife really wants to win, he better do something NOW! The Mortar Shell continues to fly toward Strife. STRIFE: (thinking) This is no good! I can't do anything! The Mortar Shell finally hits and explodes on contact. Strife takes the full on hit. He loses 200 HP, causing him to fall to the ground, KO'ed. AXEM STRIFE: 0/500 AXEM MAGNUM: 335/700 The ice around Strife disappears for some odd reason. :) JAMEY: This battle is over! The winner is Axem Magnum! AUDIENCE: (like "gangstas") W00t w00t! Jamey throws a Life Shroom above Strife and it restores 10 HP. AXEM STRIFE: 10/500 STRIFE: Ull... MAGNUM: You're pathetic. I am done with you. Magnum slowly rolls back to the Contestant's Building. STRIFE: (thinking) Technically, I'm done with you too. Strife runs back to the Contestant's Building. -------------------------------------------------- Back at the Contestant's Building... MOONLIGHT: You know, JKI, I think you may win our match. JKI: Really?! Why? MOONLIGHT: The day's too bright for my liking. Moonlight doesn't work as well in bright light, and it's only 11:00 AM. ELITE: Well that gives an unfair advantage. Moonlight is practically handicapped! SNOW: Moonlight isn't handicapped. She's handiCAPABLE of pulling something big. NOTE: The preceding was an inside joke from Jackie Chan Adventures. MIDNIGHT BLUE: (more irritating than usual because Magnum won) I wish you would stop with your lame jokes. TETRA: I don't know about you guys, but I like them! COBALT and MOONLIGHT: PEOPLE! Strife and Magnum walk in. They immediately hit the Heart Block to restore their HP. AXEM STRIFE: 500/500 AXEM MAGNUM: 700/700 STRIFE: So Illusion, did I get your riddle right? ILLUSION: Nope. You were close, but way off. A ACID:...There's an oxymoron for you. JK ACID: Whatever. JKI, Moonlight, it's time for you fight. JKI walks out. MOONLIGHT: Aww...can't we postpone this for about eight hours? EVERYONE ELSE: NO! Moonlight gets pushed out as she tries to shield her eyes from the light. -------------------------------------------------- Back at the arena... AUDIENCE: We're bored! Kever stands up among them. KEVER: And we want a fight! Kever throws a crab apple at Jamey. Jamey barely dodges it. JAMEY: Hey! You can hurt someone when you throw something that hard! Kever thinks for a second and throws an old, mushy tomato at Jamey. This hits Jamey in the face. JAMEY: Aw, crikey... AUDIENCE: Yay. He wipes the tomato off his face and sees JKI and Moonlight approaching the arena. JAMEY: (thinking) Took long enough! (into his microphone) Hold onto any other objects you may want to throw, 'cause our next fight is about to begin! JKI vs. Axem Moonlight! JKI and Moonlight jump to opposite sides of the ring. JKI takes an offensive position, but Moonlight is still trying to shield her eyes. JAMEY: Let the match begin! Ready...FIGHT! -------------------------------------------------- The battle begins. NOTE: Moonlight's attack and defense points are reduced in this battle, due to the sunlight. JKI: 700/700 AXEM MOONLIGHT: 650/650 Moonlight tries to throw 3 Moonfire Orbs at JKI. JKI stands still as the Moonfire Orbs miss him. MOONLIGHT: Rats. It's just too bright! JKI shoots his Eye Lasers. Moonlight flips to the side and charges at JKI. JKI: Big mistake! JKI levitates fifty feet above the arena and shoots down Magic Spheres. MOONLIGHT: (thinking) Come on, Moonlight! Concentrate! Moonlight dodges all but one. She loses 110 HP. JKI: 700/700 AXEM MOONLIGHT: 540/650 MOONLIGHT: You're lucky it's daytime! I would've easily dodged them all! JKI: But it isn't, so you didn't. Moonlight shoots a Lunar Ray at JKI. JKI floats aside and comes swooping down for a Rapier Slash. MOONLIGHT: (thinking) Shoot! I'd use Bright Night right about now to blind him, but that doesn't work in the daytime! Moonlight ends up blocking the Rapier slash and shooting her Moonfire Orbs as JKI flies away. JKI gets hit by two and he loses 140 HP. JKI: 560/700 AXEM MOONLIGHT: 540/650 JKI: Flamebolt! A fiery bolt of lightning crashes down near Moonlight. MOONLIGHT: WHOA! Moonlight's barely dodges. MOONLIGHT: Either you did that to wake me up or you're a bad shot! JKI: I'm not a bad shot! Just watch me! JKI shoots down Magic Spheres, Eye Lasers, and Indigo Beams. MOONLIGHT: This will be most...stimulating. Moonlight begins to dodge, but JKI keeps launching more attacks. JKI quickly swoops down for a Rapier Slash while the last few attacks rain down on her. MOONLIGHT: (thinking) Oh no! An attack on both sides! Gotta pick, which attack will I take!? Moonlight dodges the Rapier Slash but gets hit by one of the Eye Lasers. She loses 60 HP. JKI: 560/700 AXEM MOONLIGHT: 480/650 JKI floats high above Moonlight again. JKI: Seriously, Moonlight. Give it up. MOONLIGHT: No one ever gives up when someone tells them! You should know that! Moonlight stares at JKI in the eyes. JKI stares back. JKI: (thinking) Looks like a job for my Indigo Tornado... JKI tries to move his arm to start the attack, but it won't budge. JKI: (thinking) HUH?! MOONLIGHT: YES! My Stun attack actually worked! Moonlight jumps up and begins slashing at JKI, who is frozen in midair. JKI: (thinking) YEOWCH! I'd rather be scratched by small pink kittens than go through this! JKI lost 150 HP. JKI: 410/700 AXEM MOONLIGHT: 480/650 JKI regains motion. JKI: That's it! No more games! MOONLIGHT: Uh oh... Moonlight fires her Moonfire Orbs. JKI barely dodges. JKI: Hey! I'm still talking here! MOONLIGHT: But you were going to attack me after you're done, so I attacked you instead! JKI: Um... JKI ignores this and starts his Indigo Tornado. High winds suddenly strike up around the fighting platform. The Indigo Tornado sucks up everything from the arena and above, including Moonlight. Moonlight is caught spinning helplessly in the Indigo Tornado. The attacks stops and Moonlight drops onto the platform with a loud thud. MOONLIGHT: Oof! Moonlight loses 210 HP. JKI: 410/700 AXEM MOONLIGHT: 270/650 MOONLIGHT: Ull... Moonlight struggles to stand up. MOONLIGHT: Hah! That was nothing, so I hope you're done passing wind! Both of them start to laugh uncontrollably. JKI: HAHAHA! MOONLIGHT: (thinking while laughing) JKI, you dummy! You could never get over your sense of humor! Moonlight fires her Lunar Ray at JKI as he's laughing in midair. This hits JKI head down and he starts to fall down to the platform like one of those ducks in Duck Hunt. He falls down to the arena and he lost 150 HP. JKI: 260/700 AXEM MOONLIGHT: 270/650 JKI: Ull...I'm gonna die laughing... JKI stands up. Moonlight quickly runs up to him and uses her Stun Attack again. JKI: (thinking) Do'h! JAMEY: Moonlight has trapped JKI twice in a row now! What will be the fate of him this time? MOONLIGHT: Hmm, I haven't thought about that yet... She thinks for only a second and grins maniacally MOONLIGHT: Hah! Well won't this be fun! Moonlight walks to her side of the ring and holds out her arm. MOONLIGHT: Time for my Moonlit Shadow Ball! I'll just control it's power to do exactly 260 damage, thus ending the fight! JKI: (thinking) Great! I'm trapped, just like how Strife was! He had no way to escape, so how will I?! Moonlight forms a gigantic gray energy sphere and launches it above the arena. MOONLIGHT: In just a little while, that beauty will crush us both, but I will be left with barely enough HP to stay conscious while you won't! Isn't this great? JKI: (thinking) Well for you it is! JKI struggles to break free of her Stun. JKI: (thinking) Darn it! It's no good! Maybe if I try my Eye Lasers, her attack will destroy her too! He tries to shoot his Eye Lasers, but can't. JKI: (thinking) Hmmm...this can't be good. MOONLIGHT: Time's up, Indigo! The Moonlit Shadow Ball smashes down on both the fighters. JKI: (thinking) Curse you Axem Moonlight! They both lose 260 HP. JKI lost the rest of his HP. The Stun attack wears off and he drops to the ground KO'ed. JKI: 0/700 AXEM MOONLIGHT: 10/650 MOONLIGHT: (panting) Must I always use that attack to win!? JAMEY: The battle is over! The winner is Axem Moonlight! AUDIENCE: Yay. Jamey recovers JKI with a Life Shroom while the Audience is, "cheering." JKI: 10/700 JKI: Man! You must be psycho or something, nearly suiciding like that! MOONLIGHT: Heh, yeah... They walk back to the Contestant's Building. JAMEY: That was a decent fight, wouldn't you say folks? KEVER: ZZZzzzZZZ... JAMEY: Ooook. Anyway, let's hope our contestants are ready, 'cause our next ba- FAST: Axem Fast wants to know what the heck is happening! Fast points above the coliseum. Jamey looks up. JAMEY: What the-! A giant hot air baloon with loud speakers points in four directions is flying above. Axems Great Water, Great Fire, Great Ice, Rain, with Bob-ombs Great Fire and Great Water are inside the baloon. Great Water grabs a microphone. GREAT WATER: Audience, may I have your attention! Please remain calm, for you are under attack! AUDIENCE: Um... END OF EPISODE ELEVEN |