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| Episode One |
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| Axem Cobalt flies through the air in her jet with Goldenrod. GOLDENROD: Sis, must you crash the jet for EVERY TOURNAMENT WE GO TOO? Cobalt shrugs as she squashes five cars, bounces up, and squishes ten more. COBALT: Fifteen! A new record! Cobalt and Goldenrod give each other a high five. FAST: Axem Fast asks why you�re late at this tournament too. GOLDENROD: It�s our job! FAST: Axem Fast asks if you�ll sign up. COBALT: Sure we will! FAST: Axem Fast says there is only one spot left. Cobalt and Goldenrod look at each other and start sprinting for the signup sheet. By the time they get there they see Fast finishing writing his name. FAST: Axem Fast says I got the spot! Fast does a raspberry at Goldenrod and Cobalt. COBALT: Grrr� Suddenly the guy behind the desk speaks up. GUY BEHIND THE DESK: (squeaky voice) You can go in the audience you two. Cobalt and Goldenrod grin at each other as they go into the audience. Fast goes into the contestant building. GUY WITH SQUEAKY VOICE: It might be full though. IN CONTESTANT BUILDING SPECTRUM: So you�re saying I�m stuck for the next several episodes with a light side who�s evil, a dark side who is threatening to freeze me, and someone who has a super short term memory? STRIFE: Who are you people? Standing in the room, in addition of Fast were Strife, Spectrum, Dracos, Dark Ice, Jr. Koopa Purity, Axem Master, and Axem Windbreaker. FAST: Axem Fast would like to know what�s happening. SPECTRUM:� and I�m stuck with a person who talks in third person too! I have two things to say about this. Spiffiness and w00t! WINDBREAKER: And I thought The Ring was scary. IN THE AUDIENCE GOLDENROD: Quiet you. Goldenrod throws a random audience member out of the stadium. AUDIENCE MEMBER: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! COBALT: Ooh! My turn! Cobalt picks up an audience member and looks at him. COBALT: JAMEY?! JAMEY: Ah nuts. Um� just put me down? COBALT: You kidding? I�ve always wanted to do this! MEANWHILE IN A PLACE CALLED THE TOWN OF THE TOURNAMENT AUDIENCE MEMBERS There are many shacks with people all around. AUDIENCE MEMBERS: We still talk in unison! The camera zooms in on a piece of paper. It reads WANTED. JAMEY. For Living. Suddenly something streaks over the sky. AUDIENCE MEMBER 1: It�s a bird! AUDIENCE MEMBER 2: It�s a plane! AUDIENCE MEMBER 3: It�s Jamey! They suddenly take out huge bazooka shaped guns and shoot several coke bottles which are extra large, flaming, and explode on contact with anything. JAMEY: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Jamey suddenly stops and starts going the other way. JAMEY: That�s convenient. Suddenly another coke bottle shot up in front of him. He turned right. JAMEY: Ditto. If you looked from above it probably looked like someone playing pacman. MEANWHILE IN THE CONTESTANTS BUILDING Strife was bored and was chasing butterflies. Everyone else but Fast were fighting. VOICE: Hey all you GET OUT OF THERE AND GET ONTO THE ARENA! Everyone shrugged and walked onto the arena. Jr. Koopa Indigo and Axem Orange were waiting for them. INDIGO: Gosh I love doing that! Anyway welcome to The Fight 4 Power. Orange wrestles the microphone out of Indigo�s hands. ORANGE: Eh. It�s like any other tournament. You just� fight. Indigo mentally takes the microphone. INDIGO: And there�s a battle royal on the last day. Sooo� Indigo hands the microphone to Orange. ORANGE: You just had to say everything that was left and leave me hanging! INDIGO: Eh� the ladder? ORANGE: Oh yeah! Alright as for the tournament ladder. Indigo pulls a remote and presses a button and a tournament ladder appears on a large plasma television. ORANGE: In the first round we�ll have Axem Master versus Axem Strife. STRIFE: Who�s Master? Is he George the butterfly�s friend? EVERYONE ELSE:� Master rolls his eyes. ORANGE: Right� second round we�ll have Axem Windbreaker versus Axem Dracos. WINDBREAKER: (sarcastically) Oh joy. The insane one. DRACOS: (sarcastically) Oh you seem so happy. WINDBREAKER: I was being sarcastic. DRACOS: So was I. WINDBREAKER:� ORANGE: Third round is Jr. Koopa Purity versus Axem Spectrum. SPECTRUM: This pwnz� ORANGE: Last we have Dark Ice against Fast. AUDIENCE: You stink, Fast! FAST: Axem Fast says, "�" INDIGO: Anyway get some good night�s sleep and please. No murder attempts. The contestants glance around. END OF EPISODE 1 |