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| Another ANOTHER Kirby Story |
| Part Three |
| Kirby walks in. MK#1: Prepare to die, Kirby! All Meta Knights whisper. All Meta Knights: mumblemumblemumblemumble Kirby falls over unconscious. Meta Knight walks in. MK: I�m back from completing my random task. HOLY CRAP, YOU GOT KIRBY!!! How did you beat him? All you did was whisper, �mumblemumblemumblemumble� MK#2: So, what are we going to do with him? MK: Uhhhhhh� Kirby wakes up inside a cardboard box. K: Ow, my nonexistent head! But how am I going to get past that one inept guard? One Inept Guard: i gradumacated frum thu 1rd graid! K: Look, a cookie! OIG: Where? Kirby sneaks out of the cardboard box, inhales the one inept guard, and spits him off the stage. OIG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Kirby makes his way to the cockpit where Meta Knight is flying the ship. MK: HAHAHA! With Kirby out of the way, there will be no one to stop me! K: Stop right there! MK: Holy crap, how did you get past my one inept guard? K: Hand over the Star Rod! MK: Well you�re too late! I broke it into 8 pieces and gave 1 to each of my clones! The 8 Meta Knight clones are standing on the top of the ship. MK#1: So what was the plan again? MK#2: I was gonna ask you. MK#3: Don�t look at me. MK#4: How should I know? MK#5: No clue. MK#6: Word up, dawg. MK#7: I�m out of original ways to say, �I don�t know.� MK#8: I don�t know. MK#7: Oh yeah. Back inside the cockpit... MK: Now you will never find the Star Rod! HAHAHA!!! K: So now I have to go find your stupid clones, beat them, recover all 8 pieces of the Star Rod, AND watch the credits? MK: HAHAHAHA!!! Back on top of the ship� MK#1: So what was the plan again? MK#2: I was gonna ask you. MK#3: Don�t look at me. MK#4: How should I know? MK#5: No clue. MK#6: Word up, dawg. MK#7: I�m out of original ways to say, �I don�t know.� MK#8: I don�t know. MK#7: Will you stop that? MORE NONSTOP SEQUEL ACTION NEXT TIME!!! |