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| Quotes | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "It's not fair that girls can just suck their way to the top!" -Dan Murphy | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "I only got two things; my balls and my word and I don't break either one of them." -Joe Lamplot | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "So lets get to the point..." -Tom Petty | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "We're just two lost souls living in a fishbowl, year after year." -Pink Floyd | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Shaun...you're my same height...that is neat" -Orange County | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "You know the Nazis had pieces of flare that they made the Jews wear." -Peter Gibbons, Office Space |
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| "Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny." -Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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| "Your time is never wasted when your wasted all the time." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "To live is to suffer, but to survive, well, that's to find meaning in the suffering." -DMX |
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| "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. THen I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -Jack Handy |
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| "KPW" (keys, phone wallet) -Smiles |
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| "Eveyon is Irish on St. Patrick's Day." "Except the Jews." |
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| "Once it hits your lips its so good!" -Frank the Tank, Old School | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "PC load letter? What the **** does that mean?" -Michael Bolton, Office Space | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "There's bad times but thats ok, find the love in it, don't burn the day away." -Dave Matthews |
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| "Rope a dope" -Stewy | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "Ba donk a donk" -Jesse | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "She started it alright...she said, 'i hate my job i wanna burn this mother down.' and i said, 'you betta not, you betta not.' ...She said it was an electrical fire...'yea it was a total electrical fire-switches had sparks flyin out of 'em and the sockets-it was like the 4th of July man.'" -Orange County |
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| "Wazzzzzup" -Brady | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| "herb the gift from the earth and what's from the earth is of the greatest worth so before you knock it try it first you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse if you don't like my fire then don't come around cause i'm gonna burn one down" -Ben Harper |
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| "Life is what happens while you are making other plans." -John Lennon |
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| "Love...It's a mother ****er....eh?" -Old School |
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| "Be who you are, like who you are, and just have fun." -Jimmy Buffet | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||