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| One morning, my dad decides to make me a pancake. Halfway through the process, he admits that he doesn't know how to make pancakes. |
| Is this how people with long blonde eyelashes see me? Or are Fu and I frolicking in a giant cube of yellow rope? |
| Holiday Fun 2004. |
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| In preparation for my trip to Cabo, my friends and I explored the mysteries of the snorkel mask. |
| Frequently Asked Questions, regarding this picture: --How cute. A pyramid. Did you all take this picture in junior high? No. We took this a few weeks ago. We're all in our mid-20s. --Were you all drunk when this picture was taken? No. At this point in the evening, we were all very sober. --Is the picture a political commentary about the tortures that occurred at Abu Ghraib? No, it's more about...cheerleading and pep squads. --Why the snorkel mask? Why not? |
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| I went to NYC for New Years. Most people might take pictures of skyscrapers, Times Square, etc. But I thought, "Why not take close-up pictures while sitting on a couch?" And with that, I present, "MEL AND JESS CONVEY..." |
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| "Drama." |
| "Glamour." |
| "Hilton Sisters." |
| "Nostalgia." |
| "Jess, make your head bigger than my head." |
| "Jess, pretend you're Josh." |