Quotes
Not all of these are from Buffy and Angel,
believe it or not... Oh well, if you have any cool ones please let me know, and
yes I'm gonna stick another contact me link in right about here. Actually at
the moment they all are from Buffy or Angel, I’m gonna eventually find
out what episode, but first I wanna get my movie quotes up. Actually I have to
stick some American Psycho ones down the bottom, and
maybe just a couple of Cruel Intentions, but I’ll
stick more up later.
Angel/Buffy
Angel: She's just crazy enough to do it.
Angel: Bring forth Armageddon.
Cordelia: Is anybody else gonna have cake?
Jenny: Angel. How did you get in here?
Angelus: I was invited. The sign in front of the school -- Formatia trans
sicere educatorum.
Jenny: Enter all ye who seek knowledge.
Angelus: What can I say? I'm a knowledge seeker.
Angelus:You know, you being off your game's kind of taking the
fun out of all this. ( bam! ) Nope, still fun!
Angelus: Dear Buffy- I'm still trying to decide the best way to
send my regards.
Spike: Why don't you rip her lungs out? That might make an impression.
Angelus: Lacks poetry.
Spike: Doesn't have to. What rhymes with lungs?
Angel: As long as there's injustice in the world. As long as
scum, like you, is walking--haha, rolling the streets, I'll be around. Look
over your shoulder. I'll be there.
Spike: Um, yeah. Angel, look over your shoulder.
Spike: Hurts, doesn't it?
Angelus: Well, you know, kind of itches a little.
Spike: Don't just stand there. Burn him!
Angelus: Gee, maybe he's broken.
Judge: There's no humanity in him.
Angelus: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Drusilla: Angel!
Angelus: Yeah, baby. I'm back.
Angelus: Well, maybe next time, I'll bring you with me, Spike.
Might be handy to have you around if I ever need a really good parking space.
Spike (in a wheelchair): Have you
forgotten that you're a bloody guest in my bloody home?
Angelus: And as a guest, if there's anything I can do for you...any
responsibility I can assume while you're spinning your wheels...anything I'm
not already doing, that is.
Angel: Leave her alone!
Spike: Yeah, that'll work. Now say pretty please.
Angelus: What can I say? I just love to see you smile, buddy.
Spike: Yeah. You're a giver.
Oz: I'm going through some changes.
Oz: Not like me.
Oz: Did anyone get bitten or scratched?
Oz: Gladness.
Oz: How you feelin'?
Oz: No, it's head size.
Oz (hits Xander): That kinda hurt
Xander: Kinda!? What was that for?
Oz: I was on the phone all night listening to
Oz: Well we know the world didn't end...cause, check it out
Larry: Oh, let me guess, that little innocent schoolgirl thing is
just an act right?
Oz: Yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind, it's fun.
Oz: So do you guys steal weapons from the army a lot?
Oz: You see, our band's moving towards this new sound where, we
suck, so practice
Oz: This cheerleading trophy. It's like its eyes follow you wherever you go. I
like it.
Oz: I mean, it's not every day you find out you're...a werewolf.
That's fairly freaksome.
Xander: Yep, vampires are real. A lot live in Sunnydale.
Oz: Actually, it explains a lot.
Oz: Aww, that's what I was gonna say.
Oz: Well, I sort of test well, you know, which is cool. Except
that it leads to jobs.
Oz: So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sort of
ripped? Like, is the hippo going, Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo
dignity. And you know, the monkey's just, I mock you with my monkey pants! And
then there's a big coup in the zoo.
Oz: I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night, and I'm
kind of nervous about it actually. It's interesting -
Willow: Well, if it helps at all, I'm going to say yes.
Oz: Yeah, it helps, it creates a comfort zone. Do you want to go out with me
tomorrow night?
Oz: Okay I like that you're unpredictable.
Oz: Sometimes when I'm sitting in class, you know, I'm not
thinking about class, because that would never happen, I think about kissing
you, and it's like everything stops, it 's like freeze-frame, Willow-kissage.
(Looks at
Oz: Well, to the casual observer it would appear that you're trying to make
your friend Xander jealous, or even the score, or something, and that's on the
empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you, you're kissing me. It's
okay. I can wait.
Oz: I spoke to Giles. He says I'll be okay, I just have to lock
myself up around the full moon - only he used more words than that - and a
globe.
Buffy: Hi, Oz!
Oz: Hi.
Buffy: I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here.
Oz: But you're not a rat, so, call it an up-side.
Oz: It's sort of a funny story. You remember when I didn't
graduate?
Oz: Yeah, well you remember when I didn't go?
Oz: I don't know, I think we're kind of getting a rhythm down.
Xander: We're losing half the vamps.
Oz: Yeah but, rhythmically.
Buffy: Couldn't sleep, huh?
time it's not your boyfriend who's the cold blooded - (Oz walks up behind
her) - jelly donut?
Later:
Giles: Our task now is to determine what sort of killer we are dealing with.
Clearly we're looking for a depraved,
sadistic animal. (Oz walks up behind him.)
Oz: Present. (All turn to look at him.) Hey, I may be a cold-blooded jelly
donut, but my timing's impeccable.
Buffy: Something's weird.
Oz: Something's not?
Oz: That was my sarcastic voice.
Xander: You know it sounds a lot like your regular voice.
Oz: I've been told that.
Buffy: Do we really need weapons for this?
Spike: I just like them. They make me feel all manly.
Spike: I was actually at
Angel: Take me. Take me instead of her.
Spike: Uh, you're not clear on the concept, pal. There is no instead. Just
first and second.
Spike: Come up against this Slayer yet?
Angel: She's cute. Not too bright, though. Gave the puppy-dog I'm all tortured
act. Keeps her off my back when I feed.
Spike: People still fall for that Anne Rice routine? What a world.
Spike: From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual and a
little more fun around here!
Buffy: What do you want?
Spike: I told you. I want to stop Angel. I want to save the world.
Buffy: Okay, you do remember that you're a vampire, right?
Spike: We like to talk big... vampires do. I'm going to destroy the world.
That's just tough-guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of
blood. The truth is, I _like_ this world. You've got... dog racing, Manchester United.
And you've got people... billions of people walking around like Happy Meals
with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision...
with a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye,
Picadilly, farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square.
Ford: I want to be like you, a vampire.
Spike: I've known you for 2 minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really
feature you living forever. Can I eat him now love?
Spike: I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate.
But, we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre you know.
Spike: Oh they tricked you.
Spike: Well then, I'll only kill you just this once
Spike:...another five minutes though and Angel will be dead, so I
forbear. Don't feel too bad for Angel, though, he gets something you don't.
Buffy: What's that?
Spike: Five minutes.
Spike( to Angel): You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda.
( this is one of my fave’s cos I’m a believer in the Angel sired
Spike theory… )
Angel: Leave her alone!
Spike: Yeah, that'll work. Now say pretty please.
Angel: What can I say? I just love to see you smile, buddy.
Spike: Yeah. You're a giver.
Drusilla: Say uncle. Oh! That's right, you killed my uncle...
Drusilla: Psst! We're going to destroy the world. D'you want to
come?
Jenny: I'm fine. I mean, I'm not running around, wind in my hair, the hills are
alive with the sound of music fine, but...
Lilah: Gee, I sure hope Angel isn't starting to feel testy.
Cordelia: You'd better hope it.
Lilah: I know. I've seen his dark side
Cordelia: You really haven't
Cordelia: I thought we should meet. I'm the woman Wolfram and Hart tortured to
get you out of your fire cell.
Billy: Oh, I see. And you're here to whine. Poor helpless battered woman who
needs to vent her feelings about the injustice of it all
Cordelia: No, asswipe. I'm here to send you back
Angel: Then just keep movin' the line. You'll be able to keep an
attacker busy until...you know.
Cordelia: What? Until he dies of old age? Or until you swoop in to save me?
Angel, I didn't ask you to train me so I could stave. I already know how to
stave. Now I need to learn how to fight.
Angel: You don't think that I would?
Cordelia: Would what?
Angel: Save you?
Angel: Lawyers. Don't you guys sleep during the day?
Gunn:Are you havin' a Blair Witch moment?
Cordelia: I know what's out there now. We have a lot of evil to
fight, a lot of people to help.
Cordelia: You can't see everything. You're just a vampire like
everyone else--that didn't come out right.
David Nabbit (rich guy): Are you familiar with Dungeons and
Dragons?
Angel: Yeah. I've seen a few.
(I think this quote is so cute, Angel seems so naive)
Cordelia: I learned something, too. I learned, um...men are evil?
Oh, wait. I knew that. Mmm. I learned that
Angel: We all knew that.
Cordelia: Okay. I learned that I have two people I trust absolutely with my
life. And that part's new.
Wilson Christopher : This is a private club. Feature word:
private
Angel: And if you don't talk to me, I'll kick your ass. Featured word: ass.
Luis Carruthers : "where did
you get that overnight bag?"
Patrick Bateman : "Jean Paul Gaultier."
Luis Carruthers: "Patrick,
is that you?"
Patrick Bateman:(sarcastically) "No Luis, it's not me, you're
mistaken".
Evelyn Williams : Where are you
going?
Patrick Bateman : I am just leaving.
Evelyn Williams : But where?
Patrick Bateman : I have to return some videotapes.
Patrick Bateman : He was into
that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball : Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman : Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball : What whole Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman : Well, he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of
cocaine. That whole Yale thing.
Paul Allen : Is that a rain coat?
Patrick Bateman : Yes it is!
Kathryn: Do you mind if I take my
new car for a ride?
Sebastian: Kathryn, the only
thing your going to be riding is me.
Kathryn: Don Juan is moving with
the speed of a Special Olympics hurdler.
Sebastian: E-mail is for geeks
and pedophiles.
Kathryn: If I win, then that hot
little car of your's is mine.
Sebastian: And if I win?
Kathryn: I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our
parents got married.
Sebastian: Could you be a little more specific?
Kathryn: In English I'll fuck your brains out.
Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, did I ever
tell you the time, when my late husband sent me--
Sebastian: Yes, you already did, Mrs. Sugarman.
Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, I did?
Sebastian: Right after we played backgammon, Mrs. Sugarman.
Mrs. Sugarman: Oh! We played backgammon?
Sebastian: Uh huh. You beat me three times.
Mrs. Sugarman: I did?
Sebastian: Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.
Mrs. Sugarman: Excuse me?
Sebastian: I said, would you care for some water?
Mrs. Sugarman: No, thank you.
Kathryn Merteuil: Fuck her yet?
Sebastian Valmont: Working on it.
Kathryn Merteuil: Loser.
Sebastian Valmont: Blow me.
Kathryn Merteuil: Call me later?
Kathryn Merteuil: My advice is to
sleep with as many people as possible.