| Famous Quotes |
| "Get outside" spoken by Mrs McArdle 16th November 2001 @ 9:50 |
| "Shit happens, so why make more of it" spoken by Mrs McArdle 6th November 2001 |
| "Litres and litres of piss" spoken by the Smeester 22nd February 2002 |
| "You got no better offers" spoken by Spitting Fag 16th February 2002 |
| "Look at the knobs over there" spoken by Kev from Hummel about Jess and Lauren 9th March 2002 |
| "I better not breathe on you because I don't want to give you my germs" spoken by Pinky to Jess 9th March 2002 |
| "Lauren tell her what a perpendicular means" spoken by Mrs McArdle 16th November 2001 @ 9:45, 9:46, 9:47, 9:48, 9:49 |
| "Flash, flash, flash...lift up your top" spoken by Nick Young to Jess |
| "I don't do anything, just go places, ride a couple of kms" spoken by Nick Young about what he does with himself in his spare time |
| "I was looking for a bike pump and found a 20 pack of condoms" spoken by Nick Young about looking in his brothers wagon |
| "I don't take my surroundings in with much clarity" spoken by Occy 21st March 2002 |
| "Can I have one piece of bread....I mean paper" spoken by Joel Caddy 26th March 2002 |
| "Every bacteria in the world was in my stomach" spoken by a certain someone in Biology class 26th March 2002 |
| "You're twisted" spoken by Natalie Bailey to her daugther for not beliving |
| "We are talking about your cunt, not mine" spoken by someone to someone else 16th April 2002 |
| "Now tell me that's not a dyke on a bike!" spoken by Jess about the Aldinga postie 16th April 2002 |
| "There's a Harris in my lounge room" spoken by Jess about David Harris making a guest apperance at her house 18th April 2002 |
| "Did you just bake some fudge?" spoken by me to nymphomaniac |
| "There was no baking of fudge. The oven was out of order" spoken by nymphomaniac to someone who is in deep deep deep denial |
| "My sister's a lesbian" "She does what?" "She does girls" "What's that meant to mean" a converstation between Fudge-Baker and Mrs Roberts |
| "I can't be blowed" spoken by Mr Smee |
| "That just kind of reminds me of Joel being sexy lying naked on a bed" spoken by Jess in reply to something that had nothing to do with Joel being sexy lying naked on a bed |
| "You are twisted" spoken to Jess by Spewcanon |
| "Cheese keeper" spoken by our mathematics teacher, for no apparent reason |
| "It'd just be another blow" spoken by a person talking about the effect of rejection |
| "Sand in your panties" spoken by a person to another about a person wanting to have sex with that person on the beach |
| "Maybe he tucks it in" spoken by Jess Bailey about Mr E |
| "I want to see him tight" Jessica Baliey talking about Mr E (actually she said type but I misheard her) |
| "At night it fluffs up its fur" Jess talking about the behavioural adaptations of the Corrobree Frog |