| * You have to try hard not to laugh when someone is eating pie or strudel. * You go through Airport security and let them check everything... except your boots and waistband. * Your entire wardrobe consists of wrestling T-Shirts. * You try to do "The Spinerooni" at breakdancing exhibitions. * Everytime something doesn�t go your way, you say, "What About Me?" * The only words you got right on your Spanish test were "Viva La Raza." * Every time you use a tooth pick, you throw it in someone�s face. * Whenever you beat someone at a sporting event, You call them a jobber. * You use crotch chops and other wrestling signs in public. * Your car�s license plate says something wrestling related. * When you answer the phone, you say "Hey yo!" * You visit Tampa, Florida just to visit Brisco Brothers Bodyshop. * Everytime you go to church, you wait for the minister to quote something from the Book Of Austin. * You refuse to work or go to school on Monday nights. * You buy every single wrestling PPV. * You shave your head and grow a goatee. * You get fired from work, and show up the next day wearing a mask thinking none will know it�s you. * You get kicked off the school wrestling team for choke-slamming your opponent. * Whenever you see a table, you picture the next girl who walks by going through it. * You have a dispute with a co-worker, and challenge him/her to a loser leaves the corporation match. * You walk up to get your diploma, and the graduation song is playing, you turn to the audience and shout * "OOOOOOHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHH!" and bite a Slim Jim. * You show up for varsity wrestling tryouts wearing a mask and barbed wire on your arm. * You�ve actually tried a wrestling move in a real fight. I�m not talking about a punch, kick, a takedown move, or even a body slam. I�m talking about a suplex or soemthing elaborate. * Words like "Slapnuts" are used in daily speech. * You insist on spelling nWo with the W capitalized. * At your wedding, instead of saying "I do" you say "Oh hell yeah!" * You wonder if the wrecks in NASCAR are "works." * You attack your friends from behind with a chair, and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction. * You won�t leave the bathroom unless someone plays your "theme" music. * You call ANY kind of fan a "MARK." * You try to convince your friends that other sports are "works" and wrestling is "real." * After sex you complain that your lover had a low workrate, and that you carried him/her through it. * You consider someone tripping and falling down as a blown spot. * You purposely blade yourself while shaving. * You watch the weekend shows. * You�ve downloaded every single MP3 from theMAYHEM.com! * You actually read this whole list! --From theMAYHEM.com |
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